Flying Fuck, aka Fuck Copter.
Hey… we’re all jaded and sometimes you just don’t give a flying fuck… but wouldn’t it be nice if you could? Now you can give a flying fuck to a friend or loved one. This fine r/c helicopter is in the form of a giant hovering FUCK. It has two-channel control meaning it is always moving forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns. It’s really a genuine gift from the heart… Rather than telling someone you don’t care a rats ass about them, you can let them know you respect them enough to give a flying fuck. Awww… We’re tearing up right about now.
Jeez, my alarm goes off at 6:45, and I regret it if I stay up past 11! I need a lot of sleep.
From the
Beginner's Bible Coloring Book:
Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah's Ark) we don't know if Jesus ever rode them.
But he probably did!
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oh goodness, I'm having friend drama, which is so ridic and I am afraid I am going to say something harsh to someone who is grieving right now. must not answer some calls.
I cleaned the bathroom. I did not pass out, but I had to sit down several times. Now I'm going back to bed for a while, because my legs are all wobbly.
I cleaned the bathroom. I did not pass out, but I had to sit down several times. Now I'm going back to bed for a while, because my legs are all wobbly.
I told you to stick to firemen and cocaine.
Ugh, shrift, I hate that feeling. You've been to a doctor and are all medicated and getting better, hopefully? My fam had the ick and they were all three laid up for a couple of weeks and feeling like ass.
I've laundered, ironed, groceried and sent a fixit list back to the seller.
Now I pretend nothing is going on for 5 days.
My mom and dad just sent me a birthday card that said this:
Dear Allyson,
We love and admire you so much. You've accomplished more in thirty-six years than most people do in a lifetime.
Love Mom &Dad
That's a tear-jerker, right?
