Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Shir - Mar 22, 2009 12:35:56 pm PDT #11787 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Feel better, shrift!


DavidS - Mar 22, 2009 12:36:56 pm PDT #11788 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I cleaned the bathroom. I did not pass out, but I had to sit down several times. Now I'm going back to bed for a while, because my legs are all wobbly.

I told you to stick to firemen and cocaine.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 12:40:10 pm PDT #11789 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ugh, shrift, I hate that feeling. You've been to a doctor and are all medicated and getting better, hopefully? My fam had the ick and they were all three laid up for a couple of weeks and feeling like ass.


sarameg - Mar 22, 2009 1:09:30 pm PDT #11790 of 30000

I've laundered, ironed, groceried and sent a fixit list back to the seller.

Now I pretend nothing is going on for 5 days.


Allyson - Mar 22, 2009 1:14:02 pm PDT #11791 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My mom and dad just sent me a birthday card that said this:

Dear Allyson,

We love and admire you so much. You've accomplished more in thirty-six years than most people do in a lifetime.

Love Mom &Dad

That's a tear-jerker, right?


msbelle - Mar 22, 2009 1:16:58 pm PDT #11792 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

total tear-jerker and also absolutely true.

I JUST got laundry. I should really fill out my form for the tax guy. really.


sarameg - Mar 22, 2009 1:23:08 pm PDT #11793 of 30000

What msbelle said.

It's been really nice here today. I have the windows open.


Allyson - Mar 22, 2009 1:28:15 pm PDT #11794 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah, I've been having a shitty time and have a frowny face so I've been people-avoidant. Plus I got a $600 dental bill that just broke me into tiny pieces.

So I said "fuck it" and took Kristen and Polgara out to breakfast, knowing it would make me feel better to treat my friends to something and have company all at the same time.

And then I came home to that card, so it's been the first five star day in a long ass time.

Now it's laundry time, and I don't even really mind.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2009 1:32:55 pm PDT #11795 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw. Happy birthday, Allyson.

I just made some chili, but I think I'm going to have to throw it out. Something didn't smell right when I started cooking the meat, and I can't get that out of my head. (I bought it Friday, dated 3/25, was fresh-meat colored when I bought it, BUT STILL.)


Allyson - Mar 22, 2009 1:46:50 pm PDT #11796 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks, Jesse. It's not until Thursday, tho. I'm going to take a day of on Friday, giving myself a long weekend in which I will have a pedicure, play with Noah and Gracie, see Tim give a talk on writing, and take my Mona to the dog park to run around like a loon.