If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:38 am PDT #11342 of 30000
hwæt

Latest Improv Everywhere

For our latest mission, 50 Improv Everywhere agents created an art gallery opening on the 23rd Street subway platform in Manhattan. We put up 30 placards next to objects in the space (pipes, electrical boxes, signs, advertisements), transforming them into works of art. The gallery included a bar, a coat rack, and a cellist.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:01 am PDT #11343 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").

Dead baby jokes were quite popular in my circle.


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:05 am PDT #11344 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Not CLEAN, but...

How do you get a nun pregnant?

You fuck her.

Heh. I love that one.


Glamcookie - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:46 am PDT #11345 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....

Please don't.


Kathy A - Mar 18, 2009 9:44:02 am PDT #11346 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There was even the crossover bad-taste joke combining Natalie Wood and Grace Kelly that I still remember.

Strange how it's the ones you really shouldn't remember that you do.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:46:44 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We could always just post punchlines:

You're not just coming here for the hunting, are you?


Aims - Mar 18, 2009 9:45:00 am PDT #11348 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Read the card!!!


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:45:39 am PDT #11349 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Because she had a javelin through her skull!


lisah - Mar 18, 2009 9:48:47 am PDT #11350 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Remember when Jessica Savitch drowned back in the early 80s? Well there was a Philadelphia newscaster, Jim O'Brien, who'd died in a skydiving accident about a month before. The tasteless joke about them that went around my junior high was something like:

What did Jessica Savitch and Jim O'Brien have when they went out to eat together?

Surf and turf


Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 9:51:29 am PDT #11351 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, I love Improv Everywhere!!