Not CLEAN, but...
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
Heh. I love that one.
Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes.
Faith ,'End of Days'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:05 am PDT #11344 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Glamcookie - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:46 am PDT #11345 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....
Please don't.
Kathy A - Mar 18, 2009 9:44:02 am PDT #11346 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
There was even the crossover bad-taste joke combining Natalie Wood and Grace Kelly that I still remember.
Strange how it's the ones you really shouldn't remember that you do.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:46:44 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We could always just post punchlines:
You're not just coming here for the hunting, are you?
Aims - Mar 18, 2009 9:45:00 am PDT #11348 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Read the card!!!
Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:45:39 am PDT #11349 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Because she had a javelin through her skull!
lisah - Mar 18, 2009 9:48:47 am PDT #11350 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Remember when Jessica Savitch drowned back in the early 80s? Well there was a Philadelphia newscaster, Jim O'Brien, who'd died in a skydiving accident about a month before. The tasteless joke about them that went around my junior high was something like:
What did Jessica Savitch and Jim O'Brien have when they went out to eat together?
Surf and turf
Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 9:51:29 am PDT #11351 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, I love Improv Everywhere!!
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:51:58 am PDT #11352 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man, I love Improv Everywhere!!
Yeah, that one is now one of my faves....
Toddson - Mar 18, 2009 9:53:32 am PDT #11353 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
OK, this made me laugh.