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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead, too.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Also, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here come the elephants over the hill!
What did he say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing; he didn't recognize them.
And, why is an elephant like a grape?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Heh.
Sara went through a joke-making phase about a year ago. They were all variations of, "What do you get when you cross a tree and a lamp? A ... tree-lamp! Bwah ha ha!" It was all very *four*.
Q) What is green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
A) A herring!
Q) A herring isn't green!
A) So, you could paint it green.
Q) A herring doesn't hang on a wall.
A) You could hang it on a wall.
Q) A herring doesn't whistle
A) Nu, so it doesn't whistle!
How do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the jello
How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card
What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn
Silly, it's not a zebra, it's a penguin reading a newspaper
You're both wrong, it's a nun rolling down a hill.
Or, it could be a cow that's just rubbed up against a newly painted barn.
What is black and white and red all over?
I heard it as a penguin in a blender.
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its nose until it turns blue and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
What time is it when an elephant is sitting on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? Grapes are purple.
What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants coming over the hill? "Look at all those elephants coming over the hill!"
What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
What did Jane say when she saw all the elephants coming over the hill? "Look at all the grapes coming over the hill!" She was color blind.