Colbert Announces Trip To Persian Gulf (VIDEO)
Stephen Colbert announced last night that he will be taking his show on the road, broadcasting from the Persian Gulf. Where you ask? He's not allowed to tell us, but "there will be sand and people that wish we would leave." When? He can't tell us that either, but it will be at some point in the "near or distant future or past."
Colbert answered the challenge of the members of the 153rd Regiment who asked him to "come on over."
As he told the Stars and Stripes military blog:
"I'm hoping they're just going to blindfold me, fly the plane around in the air for 12 hours and drop me in New Mexico and tell me it's the Persian Gulf, because I wouldn't know the difference."
Anyone have a funny, but cleanish joke?
Also a kids joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was DEAD!
You are totally right, Dana. I read a lot of crap, so. And I just stopped reading a different book half-way, which I never do, but it was so fucking boring! For a mystery with a decent body count, it was shocking how nothing happened in that book.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
I've heard that one.
I love jokes that little kids make up. Here's one that a five-ish-year-old told me:
"Why did the man sit behind the cow? Because he wanted to get kicked!"
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you done with that?
It's all I got.
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Heh.
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
