How many country western singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five, one to actually screw in the bulb and four to sing about how much they'll miss the old one.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 18, 2009 8:22:31 am PDT #11306 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 8:27:09 am PDT #11307 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Colbert Announces Trip To Persian Gulf (VIDEO)
Stephen Colbert announced last night that he will be taking his show on the road, broadcasting from the Persian Gulf. Where you ask? He's not allowed to tell us, but "there will be sand and people that wish we would leave." When? He can't tell us that either, but it will be at some point in the "near or distant future or past."
Colbert answered the challenge of the members of the 153rd Regiment who asked him to "come on over."
As he told the Stars and Stripes military blog:
"I'm hoping they're just going to blindfold me, fly the plane around in the air for 12 hours and drop me in New Mexico and tell me it's the Persian Gulf, because I wouldn't know the difference."
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 8:28:54 am PDT #11308 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Anyone have a funny, but cleanish joke?
Also a kids joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD!
Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 8:30:31 am PDT #11309 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You are totally right, Dana. I read a lot of crap, so. And I just stopped reading a different book half-way, which I never do, but it was so fucking boring! For a mystery with a decent body count, it was shocking how nothing happened in that book.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 8:30:44 am PDT #11310 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
I've heard that one.
I love jokes that little kids make up. Here's one that a five-ish-year-old told me:
"Why did the man sit behind the cow? Because he wanted to get kicked!"
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:31:54 am PDT #11311 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you done with that?
It's all I got.
Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 8:32:25 am PDT #11312 of 30000
hwæt
The technology behind the scanwich site: [link]
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 8:34:56 am PDT #11313 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Heh.
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 8:37:16 am PDT #11314 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ew.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 8:40:19 am PDT #11315 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ew.
ita started it.
ION, Panhandling Cat
This cat begging money was spotted in one of the cities of Belarus. He stays on one place with a note that reads “need money for meat and fish, bless you”. He doesn’t leave his place and protects the money just with his sight. His owner was found nearby. It was an old lady. She told the story that she had rescued the cat from the slaughters, but at that time she had already owned some pets and couldn’t feed them all, so he decided to let the pets earn the money for themselves.