You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 6:26:24 am PST #102 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, I think we all called that one, "flea".


meara - Jan 08, 2009 6:28:31 am PST #103 of 30000

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

...so then who is the woman you hired to meet us as "flea"? And those adorable children? And that woman "Nutty" who is her "sister"?? This raises more questions than answers, I tell you! I demand an investigative committee! Where is Patrick Fitzgerald when I need him! What did you do with that woman?! What was your REAL relationship with her?


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 6:29:12 am PST #104 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where is Patrick Fitzgerald when I need him!

I have a confession to make....


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 6:30:13 am PST #105 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have a confession to make....

I had been wondering why I've never seen a picture of you and Patrick Fitzgerald in the same place at the same time.


lisah - Jan 08, 2009 6:35:46 am PST #106 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Oh, man, my boss just raised his voice in a meeting (with my co-workers, nobody external). That NEVER EVER happens.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 08, 2009 6:38:47 am PST #107 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

one of us! one of us!

Well, he's certainly been outed as geek already. And if he hadn't, the crackberry addiction would have done so.

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Wait, how can that be when I'M president-elect Barack Obama? Or was it Cindy...I forget now.

Or maybe the ferrets...


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 6:40:00 am PST #108 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Clearly, it's Clovis.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 6:41:48 am PST #109 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had been wondering why I've never seen a picture of you and Patrick Fitzgerald in the same place at the same time.

My double-identity has resulted in lots of wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'll never forget the night that I had give a speech at the National Federal Prosecutors Convention Dinner, while facilitating a meeting of the Chicago Slothful Misanthropic Atheists next door....


Stephanie - Jan 08, 2009 6:52:41 am PST #110 of 30000
Trust my rage

Gus lost his battle with the weremonkey disease so he could run for president.

Seriously, dudes, the timing sort of fits.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2009 6:53:38 am PST #111 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Well, to be honest, it was sort of obvious.

Yeah, those times you visited Cincy and we hung out, you really couldn't disguise your overwhelming audacity of hope.