I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Well, to be honest, it was sort of obvious.

Yeah, those times you visited Cincy and we hung out, you really couldn't disguise your overwhelming audacity of hope.

Seriously, dudes, the timing sort of fits.

If laughing at this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

No, wait! *I'm* Spartacus!

Gus *was* allegedly an attractive, charming, middle-aged black man...

With "family" in "Africa" and a homebase in the midwest....

You people are killing me!!!

heh

This is really interesting--the Tribune stage critic puts out a plea for someone to revive the original version of Grease, the one that was first shown in Chicago before it was transformed for Broadway. Apparently, it was "3/4 book and 1/4 musical," which was reversed for the Broadway production, as well as being the equivalent of rated-R.

Oh, yuck--Tom Skilling is predicted a big cold snap to hit the upper Midwest next Monday night. Next Tuesday might have a high of 6 degrees, with a low of 12-15 below.

Vaguely-interesting article, awesome headline: Spanish Billionaire Spent Embezzled Money On Tiger-Guarded Stud Farm

Rachel Maddow On "Daily Show": "Insulted," "Embarrassed" By Bush, MSNBC Compared To Munsters

Video!

Stewart and Maddow should get gay-married and have lots of babies.