River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 08, 2009 6:38:47 am PST #107 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

one of us! one of us!

Well, he's certainly been outed as geek already. And if he hadn't, the crackberry addiction would have done so.

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Wait, how can that be when I'M president-elect Barack Obama? Or was it Cindy...I forget now.

Or maybe the ferrets...


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 6:40:00 am PST #108 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Clearly, it's Clovis.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 6:41:48 am PST #109 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had been wondering why I've never seen a picture of you and Patrick Fitzgerald in the same place at the same time.

My double-identity has resulted in lots of wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'll never forget the night that I had give a speech at the National Federal Prosecutors Convention Dinner, while facilitating a meeting of the Chicago Slothful Misanthropic Atheists next door....


Stephanie - Jan 08, 2009 6:52:41 am PST #110 of 30000
Trust my rage

Gus lost his battle with the weremonkey disease so he could run for president.

Seriously, dudes, the timing sort of fits.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2009 6:53:38 am PST #111 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Well, to be honest, it was sort of obvious.

Yeah, those times you visited Cincy and we hung out, you really couldn't disguise your overwhelming audacity of hope.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2009 6:54:32 am PST #112 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Seriously, dudes, the timing sort of fits.

If laughing at this is wrong, I don't want to be right.


lori - Jan 08, 2009 7:01:04 am PST #113 of 30000

No, wait! *I'm* Spartacus!


flea - Jan 08, 2009 7:07:36 am PST #114 of 30000
information libertarian

Gus *was* allegedly an attractive, charming, middle-aged black man...


Jesse - Jan 08, 2009 7:11:37 am PST #115 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

With "family" in "Africa" and a homebase in the midwest....


lisah - Jan 08, 2009 7:12:23 am PST #116 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

You people are killing me!!!

heh