I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2011 5:47:23 am PDT #4601 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Foo Fighters Tour Rider Includes Coloring Book With Catering Tips

The Foo Fighters’ management presents this absurdist tour rider to venues before the band tours. Highlights include a coloring book featuring members of the band giving tips on catering, and an extremely detailed and snarky section on hospitality and meals.

We will have approx twenty (20) vegetarians for lunch. Chicken is not a vegetarian food. Neither is fish. In fact, if you even considered fish or chicken vegetarian, please fire yourself. UPS is usually hiring so either way, you are covered.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2011 6:48:46 am PDT #4602 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When rock and roll and sabermetrics collice you get...Value Over Replacement Musician.

A completely specious but entertaining stat just to see how Steely Dan and the Bad Brains rank in terms of "established value."


Atropa - Jul 03, 2011 10:38:47 am PDT #4603 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Watching Pete's unthinking facial expressions while my bandom playlist is going through the speakers is kind of hilarious. (I usually don't inflict it on him, but have kind of needed it the past few days.) I'm just glad he doesn't pay much attention to the lyrics, otherwise he'd really start asking about my pete wentz is not a role model for mental health tag on LJ.


Amy - Jul 03, 2011 10:41:08 am PDT #4604 of 6436
Because books.

I'm just glad he doesn't pay much attention to the lyrics, otherwise he'd really start asking about my pete wentz is not a role model for mental health tag on LJ.

Truer words, babe.


Atropa - Jul 03, 2011 10:43:29 am PDT #4605 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I had to stop and remind myself not to sing along to "27", because while I think the song is great and at times hilarious, I can imagine my spouse's reaction to me belting out "If home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked".


Amy - Jul 03, 2011 10:46:09 am PDT #4606 of 6436
Because books.

Heh. Indeed. Also, I LOVE that song.


Atropa - Jul 03, 2011 10:48:52 am PDT #4607 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Points at tagline.


Amy - Jul 03, 2011 10:58:30 am PDT #4608 of 6436
Because books.

Whoa! When did you change that?!

"Half doomed and semi-sweet" is one of the only text tattoos I've ever considered.


Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2011 11:47:32 am PDT #4609 of 6436
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have a text tattoo ban. I'm pretty sure I'd end up looking like a dictionary in short order.


smonster - Jul 03, 2011 12:49:38 pm PDT #4610 of 6436
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My text tattoo is cleverly disguised.