No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Mar 18, 2010 8:56:03 am PDT #2708 of 6445
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That's a great story.


Jon B. - Mar 18, 2010 9:02:35 am PDT #2709 of 6445
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Chilton on C-Span!!!1! [link]

t edit whoops -- Corwood beat me to it.


Jon B. - Mar 18, 2010 9:06:54 am PDT #2710 of 6445
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The singles on the Rhino comp American Power Pop in the DIY series include some things where I think Chilton is backing Chris Stamey.

Probably the Summer Sun 7". That's a great one.


DavidS - Mar 18, 2010 9:29:46 am PDT #2711 of 6445
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What a brilliantly random rant:

“DUTCH FAGGOTS!!! GODDAMN FUCKING DUTCH FAGGOTS!!!! A WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT FUCKING TURD BURGLING FAGGOTS!!!! I FUCK YOUR ASS IN HEAVEN AND HELL!!!! FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU!!”

I also liked the "please don't hit me I have a brain tumor" gambit.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2010 10:03:18 am PDT #2712 of 6445
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I also liked the "please don't hit me I have a brain tumor" gambit.

Coupled with "It's against my religion!"


Jon B. - Mar 19, 2010 2:43:14 am PDT #2713 of 6445
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I'll be doing a little tribute to Chilton starting right at 8am at [link]

Some songs, some stories (mostly ones linked to from here).


Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2010 3:49:16 am PDT #2714 of 6445
Ann, that's a ferret.

I've been dark for a few days getting a new work computer. But I'd also like to give a nod to Chilton's work with the Box Tops. Any 16-year-old who can belt "The Letter" has something special. (Though my favorite Box Tops song is "Soul Deep."


Jon B. - Mar 19, 2010 4:36:11 am PDT #2715 of 6445
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Any 16-year-old who can belt "The Letter" has something special.

I think it's commonly known as "speed".


Hayden - Mar 19, 2010 6:51:18 am PDT #2716 of 6445
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Something I will definitely miss about Austin: I left work yesterday, walked three blocks to a nearby pub, and caught the Meat Puppets (currently the Kirkwood bros + Shandon "Son Of Doug" Sahm) play a white-hot set for the low price of nothing at all. Unfortunately, there were work guys at my house or I would have stuck around for Grant Hart afterwards.


Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2010 7:00:48 am PDT #2717 of 6445
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You'll have to start a Mid Atlantic by the South festival, Corwood.