Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


esse - Jul 14, 2009 4:37:56 pm PDT #1271 of 6436
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hey now, if we have to start breaking out "credibility" for our votes to count more, that would require some kind of establishing standard--like who could write 100 words about the Monkees, in haiku, while listening to Def Leppard. Now *that* would be a standard.


juliana - Jul 14, 2009 4:42:09 pm PDT #1272 of 6436
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's better: Total Eclipse of the Heart or Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Neither! "Don't Stop Believing" FOR THE WIN!!! just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroiiiiiiiiit

(Or, you know, all three for the total karaoke lose, only topped by motherfucking "Love Shack".)


Atropa - Jul 14, 2009 5:11:38 pm PDT #1273 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART IS SUPERIOR, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE.

Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME. Duh.

(I think I need to go watch the "literal version" of the video again.)

But both of those songs are inferior to This Corrosion. Hey now, hey now now.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:13:24 pm PDT #1274 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME.

Except when the hormones have baseball.


Atropa - Jul 14, 2009 5:14:48 pm PDT #1275 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Except when the hormones have baseball.

Whatever. Remember, I don't care about baseball AT ALL.


Cass - Jul 14, 2009 5:36:26 pm PDT #1276 of 6436
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME. Duh.

This.

But I'm still taking a midnight train anywhere and voting Journey.


StuntHusband - Jul 14, 2009 5:44:20 pm PDT #1277 of 6436
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Hey now, hey now now.

Best said in a slight Southern drawl, like you're warning the dog to stop humping your brother-in-law's leg.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2009 5:52:46 pm PDT #1278 of 6436
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

What's better: Total Eclipse of the Heart or Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Is death an option? (Hate them both. HATE. HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.)

Neither! "Don't Stop Believing" FOR THE WIN!!! just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroiiiiiiiiit

I swear to you I heard this song at least 3 times today on the radio.

Also, heaven's just a funky moose.


juliana - Jul 14, 2009 6:26:19 pm PDT #1279 of 6436
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I swear to you I heard this song at least 3 times today on the radio.

In many of the dive-y bars in The City, you will hear Journey at least once per visit. In any karaoke bar in the Bay Area, you will hear Journey a LOT. At least it's not Starship.


Lee - Jul 14, 2009 6:29:43 pm PDT #1280 of 6436
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is death an option?

No, and if you don't choose, Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove and Dick Cheney come and sing them to you.