Total Eclipse
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Jesus. Do I have to round up people to vote for "Paradise" so "Total Eclipse" doesn't win? Because I'll totally do it.
Paradise!
::pretends she didn't vote already::
Paradise! Dude, you get Phil Rizzuto in Paradise!
See, Jon votes for Paradise, and he's all musicologisty, so his vote counts twice. I mean, ten times. Like Hec's.
Shucks, I'm jus' a simple small town DJ...
Hey now, if we have to start breaking out "credibility" for our votes to count more, that would require some kind of establishing standard--like who could write 100 words about the Monkees, in haiku, while listening to Def Leppard. Now *that* would be a standard.
What's better: Total Eclipse of the Heart or Paradise by the Dashboard Light?
Neither! "Don't Stop Believing" FOR THE WIN!!! just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroiiiiiiiiit
(Or, you know, all three for the total karaoke lose, only topped by motherfucking "Love Shack".)
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART IS SUPERIOR, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE.
Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME. Duh.
(I think I need to go watch the "literal version" of the video again.)
But both of those songs are inferior to This Corrosion. Hey now, hey now now.
Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME.
Except when the hormones have baseball.