Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Glamcookie - Jul 14, 2009 3:29:44 pm PDT #1265 of 6436
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Total Eclipse


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 3:36:02 pm PDT #1266 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jesus. Do I have to round up people to vote for "Paradise" so "Total Eclipse" doesn't win? Because I'll totally do it.


Jon B. - Jul 14, 2009 4:05:46 pm PDT #1267 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Paradise!


Amy - Jul 14, 2009 4:08:25 pm PDT #1268 of 6436
Because books.

::pretends she didn't vote already::

Paradise! Dude, you get Phil Rizzuto in Paradise!


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 4:16:03 pm PDT #1269 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

See, Jon votes for Paradise, and he's all musicologisty, so his vote counts twice. I mean, ten times. Like Hec's.


Jon B. - Jul 14, 2009 4:18:56 pm PDT #1270 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Shucks, I'm jus' a simple small town DJ...


esse - Jul 14, 2009 4:37:56 pm PDT #1271 of 6436
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hey now, if we have to start breaking out "credibility" for our votes to count more, that would require some kind of establishing standard--like who could write 100 words about the Monkees, in haiku, while listening to Def Leppard. Now *that* would be a standard.


juliana - Jul 14, 2009 4:42:09 pm PDT #1272 of 6436
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's better: Total Eclipse of the Heart or Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Neither! "Don't Stop Believing" FOR THE WIN!!! just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroiiiiiiiiit

(Or, you know, all three for the total karaoke lose, only topped by motherfucking "Love Shack".)


Atropa - Jul 14, 2009 5:11:38 pm PDT #1273 of 6436
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART IS SUPERIOR, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE.

Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME. Duh.

(I think I need to go watch the "literal version" of the video again.)

But both of those songs are inferior to This Corrosion. Hey now, hey now now.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:13:24 pm PDT #1274 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tortured emotional bombast trumps hormones in lyrical imagery EVERY TIME.

Except when the hormones have baseball.