5x4
Dean: Amphetamines?
Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.
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5x4
Dean: Amphetamines?
Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.
S4 E1 Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.
S4 E2 Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel.
S4 E2 Bobby: Solid iron. Completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost-proof.
Sam: You built a panic room?
Bobby: (defensively) I had a weekend off.
S4 Ep3 Mary: I want a family. I wanna be safe. You know the worst thing I can think of, the very worst thing, is for my children to be raised into this like I was.
S4 E5 Dean: Brother! I have been rehymenated. And the dude will not abide!
S4 Ep9 Alastair: Don't you recognize me? Oh, I forgot -- I'm wearing a pediatrician.
S4 Ep9 Ruby: This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.
4x6
Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.
Dean: Sam, I'm not going to make a left hand turn into on coming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That's kind of weird.
also from 4x6
Sam: We've been ignoring the biggest clue we had. You...!
Dean: ... I don't wanna be a clue!
4x18
Dean: I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself... sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.
more 4x18
Dean: "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders... You just thought I was a dick.
Sam: This guy's good.
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Chuck: It was too preposterous. Not to mention arrogant! I mean, writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like M. Night level douchiness.
S4 E10 Sam: Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
S4 E13 Dean: The whistle makes me their god.
S4 E14 Dean: It's just first it's Madison and then Ruby and now Cara. It's like what is it with you and bangin' monsters?
S4 E16 Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.
S4 E16 Alastair: (coughing) Something caught in my throat. (pause) I think it's my throat.
Okay, 32 for each season!
eta: wait, no, one of Cass's was a repeat--one more. And I'm heading off home.
4x8
Wes: Aren't you the guys from the health department?
Sam: Yeah. And florists on the side.
Dean: Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
That maybe why we need separate serious and funny quotes. These were all together and filled up so fast.