S4 E1 Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.
S4 E2 Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel.
S4 E2 Bobby: Solid iron. Completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost-proof.
Sam: You built a panic room?
Bobby: (defensively) I had a weekend off.
S4 Ep3 Mary: I want a family. I wanna be safe. You know the worst thing I can think of, the very worst thing, is for my children to be raised into this like I was.
S4 E5 Dean: Brother! I have been rehymenated. And the dude will not abide!
S4 Ep9 Alastair: Don't you recognize me? Oh, I forgot -- I'm wearing a pediatrician.
S4 Ep9 Ruby: This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.
4x6
Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.
Dean: Sam, I'm not going to make a left hand turn into on coming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That's kind of weird.
also from 4x6
Sam: We've been ignoring the biggest clue we had. You...!
Dean: ... I don't wanna be a clue!
4x18
Dean: I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself... sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.
more 4x18
Dean: "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders... You just thought I was a dick.
Sam: This guy's good.
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Chuck: It was too preposterous. Not to mention arrogant! I mean, writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like M. Night level douchiness.
S4 E10 Sam: Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
S4 E13 Dean: The whistle makes me their god.
S4 E14 Dean: It's just first it's Madison and then Ruby and now Cara. It's like what is it with you and bangin' monsters?
S4 E16 Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.
S4 E16 Alastair: (coughing) Something caught in my throat. (pause) I think it's my throat.
Okay, 32 for each season!
eta: wait, no, one of Cass's was a repeat--one more. And I'm heading off home.
4x8
Wes: Aren't you the guys from the health department?
Sam: Yeah. And florists on the side.
Dean: Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
That maybe why we need separate serious and funny quotes. These were all together and filled up so fast.
Okay, 32 for each season!
Whoohoo! I'm gonna hit the showers.