Quotes!
Bobby: Oh, yeah? You're sorry you started Armageddon?! This kind of thing don't get forgiven, boy. If by some miracle we pull this off... I want you to lose my number. You understand me?
Bobby: When you find God, tell Him to send legs!
Jess: Same song, different verse. Things are never gonna change with you. Never.
Castiel: [speaking on his new cell] This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.
2014-Castiel: Okay. If you don't like, uh, "reckless", I can use "insouciant", maybe.
Bobby: Thanks... now are we done feeling our feelings? Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.
Dean: Explain what? Lying to us, or the American Girl zombie making cupcakes in your kitchen?
Bobby: She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?
Zachariah: Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
Sam: By the way, next time I say "let's keep driving," uh... let's keep driving!
Gabriel: Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Death: I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza.
Chuck: It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.
I.... should stop now.
eta: I didn't see the update about serious quotes, sorry.