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Oh god, Perkins, that makes me so happy. Snicker.

Happy 100th. Oxymoronic.

Hurry up! Time fly!

Consentual activity between 'em always (and I've tried! I have not that squick! I wrote Connor/Darla!) reads OOC to me.

I buy Simon/River before I buy Sam/Dean, unless it's to tell me that Sam and Dean are that miserable and messed up, in which case it's too sad for me to read, and I couldn't find it hot.

And although I can buy Simon/River, the topic didn't interest me at all, and mostly I just wonder what happens in Joss's head.

Also, those Petrelli boys touched each other a lot. That I could buy in character, because they were both that kind of damaged and expressive.

No opinion on Michael/Lincoln.

Or Damon/Stefan?

I buy Simon/River before I buy Sam/Dean, unless it's to tell me that Sam and Dean are that miserable and messed up, in which case it's too sad for me to read, and I couldn't find it hot.

Try it with dee-monic possession!

Or Damon/Stefan?

Canon! Well, it FEELS canon, for sure!

I can't think of any sibling pairings I'd enjoy reading. I can't even hack Xander/Spike. Ok I did like Hotel New Hampshire but that's canon.

In my head, Sam/Dean is always based on having no one else, and on being fucked up and damaged, but manages to be solace and comfort, so therefore not really sad. Or something. Sort of the last refuge of desperate men who are finally, irrevocably outside society.

For reasons I'm not sure I understand, the idea of Simon/River really squicks me, even though you can see it from space. I think it might have to do with consent issues, and her being not quite, you know, sane. At least a lot of the time.

I read that conversation you linked to last night, ita, and I like it. I think I need to think about more, because I feel like I'm agreeing with it too readily, and I know I already forgive Show a lot as it is. Feels like a rationalization maybe? Or I'm just not used to someone feeling the same way I do?

Wow, I cannot spend this whole day obsessing and watching the clock. Can't. Someone discipline me.

Or Damon/Stefan?

In a Catherine threesome, maybe. Or hatesex, I suppose. I can't work those crazy kids out.

Try it with dee-monic possession!

Or the every popular sex pollen. But for me, they'd need to hate themselves afterwards, and where's the fun in that? Okay, some fun, but not enough.

Try it with dee-monic possession!

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eta: Or with Gremlins: [link]

I think those, plus the one with the half-powered siren, are the only three cake stories I finished.