Going for three...

If someone writes a story in which they say someone tweeted and then have 400-odd characters of message, and then go on to talk about hash tags with spaces in them...

Who is writing fic about Twitter and can't even be arsed to know how it works? I know there are ways around the 140 character limit, but it's jarring to see such unTwitteriness.

I hate it when people do that, ita. There's no point calling it Twitter fic if you can ramble on at will. Blame it on tween writers?

I'm so restless and impatient for the season to start. I haven't read any but the vaguest spoilers, and I have no idea how this season is going to go. And I want to see it. NOW.

Even at the end of S5, you knew Sam was coming back one way or the other, on earth. This season there's no clue.

Mostly I just miss BOYS, I guess.

You're not sure Dean will be back on Earth? I didn't figure that would be a question--it might take till the third episode, max, but even that would surprise me.

Oh no, I know he will be (or I assume -- we know Jensen's still on the show, in other words) but at the end of S5, we actually saw Sam outside Lisa's house. At the end of this season, we saw Cas leaving Dean alone in purgatory, and Sam making the puppy eyes of ALL ALONE DOOM at the lab.

My unspoilt assumption is that Cas comes back relatively soon, compared to the length of time they're separated from Sam, and that the show won't keep them separated for very long. I mean, I'd be impressed if they got back together later than the cold open of the second ep--that was where I was going.

Ript has a hideous Supernatural/Venture Bros shirt. I don't know shit about the other half of the mashup, but it wouldn't be worth them looking so ugly and incorrectly proportioned.

I don't think they'll keep them separated long, either, but my point was that this time there were no clues at all. So if you're unspoiled, you can imagine almost any scenario for their reunion.

That's pretty much how the other half of the mashup looks [link]

That said, I don't love the execution there. Clever idea, with the W sign in the fingers, though.

So, looking at the original, -t, there's no reason for Dean to be taller and wider than Sam? And they don't have to be ugly?

I guess Sam showing up at the end of Swan Song didn't give me any clues--since we know he's coming back, and also since we didn't find out the remotest significance of that scene until the back half of the season.

So it didn't tell me much other than "a guy played by Jared lurks" (I qualify because of the suppositions that it was Lucifer or a demon). I don't feel like I know anything more about S8.

Nope, no reason for either of those. Making Dean bigger is doubly weird, as the slighter Venture brother is also named Dean...

I don't feel like I know anything more about S8.

Okay. I feel more clueless this time, and I'm also impatient. Or it's making more impatient, or something.