Why am I reading the Supernatural confessions tumblr? It's replete with people watching the show wrong, and I think they need to be banned from the internet until they understand.

• [link] : Seriously? That pays off for you?
• [link] : Bobby's dead! And Cas is not riding off into the sunset with them.
• [link] : What does "healthy for the show" even mean? Not to mention that Sam has done a brilliant job growing up these past few years, and Dean has not at all--he's aged, but he's not growing up.
• [link] : Does he also have a closet full of bodies? How is that the simplest explanation?
• [link] : Your mother probably has a favourite too, FYI

And now I pull myself away and finish up the work day.

I propose we replace the quote in the top right of the screen with animated GIFs, and that we start with this

Where do I second this?

What does "healthy for the show" even mean?

And what does "Bobby and all his favorites" mean?

The spelling mistakes alone there are cringe-worthy.

Oh man. Why did I decide to go poking around there? Someone *doesn't want Dean to come back from purgatory*. WTF?

I'm cool with him staying in Purgatory if it becomes a split show, with Sam bravely soldiering on earthside with the hunting and Dean & Cas in a season-long game of cat-and-mouse with monster souls and going native.

We should confess our Supernatural secrets, too. I'll go first! One of the only things that I can't forgive the writers for is making Dean toss the amulet.

I'll be pissed if we don't see Metallicar again.

I'm not sure who would fix her until Dean comes back, but I can't believe the writers would ditch her again. Show needs car.

Is there any reason to worry that we won't see it again? It's in the same place as Sam, right?

I'm not sure if I have any secrets. That would imply that I exercise any sort of decision making or criteria evaluation before I post here.

Let me think...

I am pissed that they *forgot* the handprint on Dean's shoulder, and then given that never bothered to toss in a line about it being healed away at the end of Swan Song. I hate when there's something they can trivially retcon to make consistent and they don't even bother. Cop to it in text! Hang a lampshade, jeez.

No...let me reach down further and see what I have...

I really don't want Gabriel back. Loki/Gabriel got his story, and went out wings ablaze. Just because Speight is funny and popular doesn't mean the storyline needs to retread and undo what it's done.

And...

I still haven't seen 10 Inch Hero. I feel I can't call myself a proper Deangirl given that it's been sitting on my TiVo for months and I've never clicked play.

I still feel those are more "things I've said only once so far" rather than secrets. I'll toss it around some and see if any first-time admissions bubble to the surface.

Oh, I forgot about the handprint. That bugs me, too.

I still haven't seen 10 Inch Hero.

You really need to watch it. Jensen is faux!pierced and faux!inked and faux!hawked, and so fucking adorable, it almost hurt. It's not the greatest ending in the world, but the movie's worth seeing. It's sweet and intimate and funny and pretty genuine.

Kripke and the writers' room's tendency to say "Oh, we're past that point now!" kinda ignores the bit where we don't feel like we got closure as often as he seems to be over stuff. Just...give us a line, okay? We are the crazy people that need to be told the Samulet's not coming back, or we'll pine away and die on the sliver of hope remaining.

I'm not saying we need a whole episode about the handprint or someone explaining why the fuck we still call Meg Meg or why Dean's eyes bled in Bloody Mary...but you could have tidied up after yourself, you know?

We are the crazy fandom. Placate us.