Oh, god. I'm the *last* person to find Mystery Spot funny, but I just saw this version of the dead Dean in parking lot image, and...
his knees aren't touching.
Aw, diddums.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
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§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 4:39:41 pm PDT #25745 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 7:46:28 pm PDT #25746 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Threefer:
Plot bunny, seeks new home. Needs love, attention, and intermittent feeding, but will provide much satisfaction as you see her thrive.
Strip club.
I know, I know--they've had some workings in a strip club before.
But this time...they go undercover.
Sam can't dance--he's too tall. Those poles aren't up to code for his moose self. So he serves drinks--wearing a small black and silver apron that says KISS THE COCK and speedos. Castiel couldn't even be trusted to do that much--so he;s lurking like a creeper about to flash the room, weirding people out as he stares hard at them to work out if they're the monster they're hunting.
Dean, on the other hand, is the right size for the pole, and even though the chaps (assless, de rigeur) do chafe (the leather isn't that soft), but at least it's tear-off. He finishes his routine dressed in cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a G string with a nice flashy buckle reminding the audience that he's not just a pretty face.
How can I make this happen?
SuziQ - Jul 04, 2012 8:00:06 pm PDT #25747 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Damn. If you make that happen you better link it here. Damn.
Lee - Jul 05, 2012 5:19:05 am PDT #25748 of 30002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That sounds like something that needs artwork too.
IJS
Amy - Jul 05, 2012 5:23:15 am PDT #25749 of 30002
Because books.
I can't get my head around Dean dancing. I just can't see it actually happening. And every time I imagine it, it's watch from the hall.
Amy - Jul 05, 2012 6:09:12 am PDT #25750 of 30002
Because books.
I wonder what Balthazar said to his vessel? "Stick with me, kid, it's gonna be sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll 24/7"?
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2012 6:53:12 am PDT #25751 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Menage a douze, baybee! I'm now envisioning his vessel screaming silently to be put out of his "misery"--too much wine women and song. He just wants a rest.
I think it's interesting what is allowable for Dean when it comes to dancing. I've seen him written awkward and "Dude, I don't *do* that" and other times he's bumping and grinding to the latest Nicki Minaj (uh, I have no idea what that would sound like, FTR). Sometimes making him gay seems to come with a side order of cage dancer.
I think my problem is that I don't know what dancing to Dean's favourite music even looks like, so I can't visualise that. But I don't have any horses in the race of can he/can't he?--just more will he/won't he?
SuziQ - Jul 05, 2012 6:58:56 am PDT #25752 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I can see Sam having the moves, so maybe he is the one coaching Dean through it?
Amy - Jul 05, 2012 7:09:17 am PDT #25753 of 30002
Because books.
The Dean in my head is very much like a lot of guys I grew up with who listened to that kind of classic rock with a side of metal -- there is no dancing, but there's a lot of soulful singing along when you've had a few beers, and a LOT of air guitar and air drum.
I can see Sam having the moves, so maybe he is the one coaching Dean through it?
I can see Sam dancing with Jess. I can absolutely see him dancing sexy at home alone with Jess. But it's not something (I think) that would come naturally for him, and definitely not on his own.
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2012 7:33:00 am PDT #25754 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jared does such pointedly dorky dancing...
I can see him slow dancing just fine--did we actually see him do that in Red Sky At Morning? I can see him holding the older lady on what I've been assuming was the dancefloor, but not much more.
But, generally, my head canon has Dean as the more able of the two, even though he's also the more reluctant.