"Things Sam didn't know" is probably a decent category. I realise it's a narrative shortcut, but, seriously. He's not an idiot.

I think I will start out with episode titles and keywords and maybe writers. That will hold me off. I realise I don't have synopses off the top of my head for all episodes like that (what's wrong with me??? I mean, because I seriously feel like I should be able to write a paragraph for every episode of the entire series, even if I have to look up the spelling of the monster, location, and writer.)

Ooh, I bet I could write a paragraph for each episode. As if that's what I need to spend my time doing.

I'm fine with an 8th season, but I'd like the world to not be at stake.

Ugh, I just went and wrote four more paragraphs, but I'm not sure of my facts. I realise I'm getting anal about the weirdest things--how did they get the job? What had the monster done before they showed up?

These things are not important in a one paragraph summary.

Okay, some are paragraphs, some are keywords, some are blank--feel free to toss paragraph summaries my way, Amy.

It is, you know, writing, which is good for you.

You're starting at the beginning, right?

This is harder than I thought. Here are the first two I did:

1.02: Working together now that Sam’s girlfriend is dead, Sam and Dean take a case John suggests, and find themselves in Blackwater Ridge facing down a wendigo.

1.03: Investigating strange drownings, Sam and Dean work with a little boy traumatized by his father’s death who may hold the clues to the case.

Yeah. I've only put in the grid for S1, but I've randomly synopsised eps. I did 1-4 and Route 666. Also Bugs if you count "Who the fuck knows, seriously?" which you might not, for reasons.

eta: Oh, don't worry about giving it away. I'm thinking of summarising, not teasing the eps. But I've been inconsistent. Like way moreso than you were.

The ghost of a long-drowned boy starts to kill the family members of the people responsible for his death. Dean forms a bond with a temporarily mute boy mourning his father and helps bring him out of his shell.

Ya know.

Yeah, I think I'm thinking too much "cover copy" and not really useful for this purpose. It's a hard habit to break.

I have succumbed to watching My Bloody Valentine on SyFy, because I resist Jensen in the Hoodie of Angst.

Aha! Watching the rainbow shart episode, and another teeny fanon thing cleared up, Dean's about to dig into Chinese food with chopsticks, so can we please be a little less monomaniacal about his food choices? I've seen some people verge their Deans on the charmingly xenophobic wrt food, and, well, WITH THE CHOPSTICKS.

Thanks, muchly.

This needs a separate post, but apparently Jensen modelled under the name Jenny Thunder when he was...twinkier? It's a tag on tumblr. Like this.

My everything hurts. Everything inside me hurts. I'm really kind of hoping it's RPFanon.