Wait, what? Was Dean never in hell? Why is Cas four?

And the apocalypse happened, and Lucifer is walking free wearing Nick, and WHO is on this double date?

Dean goes to hell--Cas was waiting for it to happen, and then it was off to the races.

The "double date" is when Sam, Dean, Lucy (that's what Cas calls his big brother--he thinks Lucifer let him rescue Dean, who was praying at the time Cas showed up, because no doubt torturer Dean was all over the knees to God thing), and Cas go bowling, and Cas is totally adorable in the shoes (Lucifer doesn't understand the shoes) and the ball that's too heavy for him to throw.

Most of the time is Dean coddling Cas and Cas making toddler fists in Dean's t-shirts, and them just loving each other, although their relationship was unconsummated before the offscreen witches de-aged him (and then came after him again offscreen and got killed by Lucifer offscreen).

This is what I think of when I think idfic, because...how? What? Who?

I have no idea what to say to that. Idfic comes close, although that's an id I don't get at all.

That's a bigass bottle of whiskey. Good stuff, too.

I saw a note on my tumblr feed saying "So. Jensen has spent his entire birthday with Jared." and now I want to unfollow that tumblr, because I can't express how irrelevant and potentially tinhatty (this is why we can't have nice things) I think that is, *but* they reblog excellent visuals, and I'm really slutty that way.

Harrumph.

Maybe I should finish the fic where Dean finishes falling in love with Cas while he's a toddler and just throw in the towel.

He WORKS with Jared. Jesus.

And their work days are like sixteen frickin' hours long! It's not like he's calling Daneel or his family up and telling them he'd rather hang out with a buddy.

Seriously--with two sentences I feel like the time I spend defending the balance of fandom goes up in a puff of smoke.

Because only a few people have to be that intensely stupid to make us all look bad.

No one has *any* idea what the backstory is anyway, and the frontstory? Really pedantically obvious.

624 notes, and I didn't see a single comment on it before I stepped away for my mental health.

I am transfixed by this story

Man, I skipped that story soley based on the slash for Sam and Lucifer. Extra glad I did.

Finished the AU where Dean is a demon who answers Priest!Castiel's prayer. Well-written, except for how there were so many illogical plot points and inconsistencies and how quickly Demon!Dean got fluffy. What burned the most (Dean's mission was to damn Castiel's soul) was how, after a handjob (in church, during a service) and mutual BJ's, Cas asks if his soul has been damned, and the answer is "not until actual penetration". Okay, so in this 'verse homosexuality is a damnable sin, but only if you go all the way? You're not really gay unless...? Therefore, being totally gay is worthy of damning your soul to hell?

Honestly, I think letting a demon give you a handjob during church is a lot worse than having a consensual loving interlude with the person you love (yes, omg, how fast they both fall into acknowledging that they love each other!).

So much WTF?.

Trade Show was a decent AU. Terribly short, fluffy, but a breath of fresh air after months of meh.

We need a game to play during this hiatus. Which I realize is only two weeks long now, but still.

We did the quote-off and favorite episodes. Hmmm.

Random questions:

* Which episode made you cry the hardest?

* What's one bit of canon that drives you crazy? (Example: Sam only being at Stanford for two years.)

* If there's an eighth season, where do you think it will, or should, go?