However, I do love the words assbattery and buttbattery. They could have me giggling forever. Still, how was Cas powering up before they slept together? And how could you ever trust his motivation?

Oh, fic, so close, yet sooo far.

OMG, there's a big bang fic about Dean having a tiny penis. Written in a Sam-is-obsessed-with-Dean's genitals way.

Fandom, what have you wrought?

I have to admit to reading that. It was, as Plei calls, a total Train Rec. So baffling and weird and squirmy and WRONG.

Julie, I'm going to fool around with the mix. I'll probably post the listing when I'm done. I would ask for suggestions but ... I don't really play that well with others on stuff like that. ::insert sheepish emoticon here, whatever that might be::

I keep imagining ita's new punctuation as her little finger.

i'm actually glad, Amy, as I went and looked and I have nothing. I can imagine it being awkward dealing with other people's taste in music and whatnot. Looking forward to hearing what you come up with!

ita and her little finger, I, um, actually read that, and at first it was so vague and delicate that I thought Dean was perhaps a hermaphrodite or something. The author seemed very afraid to actually directly address the subject, although Dean was very Dean throughout. But I never bought the strap-on and Dean going out of his way to be a man-whore when he wasn't actually getting off. And Sam's sudden obsession struck me as wrong, like, if Sam found out that Dean was actually a girl, and was suddenly sexually attracted to him as well as in love, how shallow and fucked up that would be. You know, beyond the norm.

Reverse size kink, I had to read.

How could both of you read the WHOLE THING and not come here and wave little fingers? I side-eyed the premise enough that I wouldn't have read a D/C if it were Jimmy's tiny peen. The author's exultation of it (they've also written Jensen has a tiny dick fic) ...well, someone else's kink.

How could both of you read the WHOLE THING and not come here and wave little fingers?

::dies laughing::

You do realize that I'll now associate your new punctuation with tiny penises, right?

Oh god, I meant ita's little finger as in the pinky she can kill you with, not ... anything else. Oops.

I didn't mention reading it because I was ashamed of myself? I mean, it was so awful, and I kept thinking, but surely this is going to turn out to be something else, or something's going to happen, or ... I don't know. I also couldn't quite imagine what exactly he did given the description, and then realized I didn't want to anyway.

::goes to bed before ita hurts me with her little cigar:

Also, I'm still reeling that Perkins read a spoiler. Perkins! I'm shocked.