Boy + Bad = Hot
Good Boy + Bad Thing for Good Reason = Smoking Hot

Ooh, Vortex gets an A! That's it!

Also, those HANDS. Mmm.

I like to imagine Sam being all "But Dad! Do I *have* to steal a car? Why????" as a kid, while Dean is all "JOY RIDE!!! MUSTANG!!!" or "Sir?? Chevette???"

The thing with the lock pick is studiousness and long fingers. For some reason it's five times as hot to watch him pick locks as to watch Dean do it. The idea that he has his own *custom* pick set is entrancing to me.

The idea that he has his own *custom* pick set is entrancing to me.

Yes, this.

I also imagine wee!Sammy muttering to himself about the law and normal life as he's reaching under a steering column to hotwire a car. And Dean and Sir are all patting each other on the back, "He's good, nice job, son," and Sam's rolling his eyes and doing, like, calc equations in his head for his next exam.

For some reason it's five times as hot to watch him pick locks as to watch Dean do it.

Hold up, self.

UNLESS it's an improvised lock pick. Then Dean is the hottest thing ever. Getting out of handcuffs with a paper clip? Yes, Deano, do it for mama.

The idea that Dean can see anything and turn it into an escape mechanism and that Sam has a carefully prepared set of tools for lawbreaking--in character hotness.

Of course Dean would use a lockpick set and Sam can improvise, but the other way round is the sweet sweet payoff.

Now I'm imagining that's-not-how-you-raise-kids-John driving thirteen year old Sam out to the middle of suburban nowhere blindfolded and abandoning him to find his own way home. Of course Dean is shadowing him all the way, and beats up as many people as it takes for Sam to have a mostly uneventful car-stealing jaunt back to the motel.

Dean/paperclip is a OTP for the ages.

Now I'm imagining that's-not-how-you-raise-kids-John driving thirteen year old Sam out to the middle of suburban nowhere blindfolded and abandoning him to find his own way home. Of course Dean is shadowing him all the way, and beats up as many people as it takes for Sam to have a mostly uneventful car-stealing jaunt back to the motel.

I want to write this now.

If I could work out how to draw it to tempt you further, I totally would. Delinquent Weechesters for the win!

It's definitely going on the Big List of Plot Bunnies.

Not that an illustration would hurt, of course.

I will put it on my list...

I just signed up for the D/C BB. Oy. I hope it's as cool an experience as the Gabriel bang. Fuck, I have the main bang inbetween now and then. I should check and see when claiming is for that.

I also wonder if there's going to be a reverse bang this year. I keep thinking of more ideas.

Adorable companion art to a DC_everafter fic based on The Princess Diaries.

ita, artist claims begin May 6 for the main BB.