Can someone get cloudyjenn to put porn in her stories? Or someone remix them with porn in? She's a bit more saccharine than I am, but some days I like that. Just...more sexing.

I'm waiting for Bev's spicy brained reaction.

I looked her up because I didn't think I'd read her stuff, and this is adorable:

"I don't believe I have a sexuality outside of my attraction to Dean," Castiel says.

"I don't think they have a magazine for that," she answers. "I would try Cosmopolitan."

She writes really adorable D/C. Sometimes it's too much for me (her Soul Piece WIP is beyond my levels of appreciation), but her and janie_tangerine are probably the best at hitting my schmoop place. But I seem to recall janie having more porn.

Oh, right, Sampa.

As much as I love MP, I kind of wish they hadn't brought him back, as things stand right now. I really liked the character before, and now he just feels wasted.

He's a bit of a device--well, if there's a showdown and some sort of violent confrontation that doesn't go all the way to a mortal end because of the power of wuv, well, then it is kinda ruining his character.

But if they escalate his insanity and take things to a "Fuck! They went there??!?" place, I'll be sad they ruined a character I liked beforehand, but I'm a ho for the dramatics.

Her twitfics are momentarily amusing, and then her long fics almost do it for me, but I crave a bit more violence and smut.

Sensor and Guardian is kind of hot even if nothing explicit happens (I mean, I have an inkling that dirty things are happening, but it literally isn't spelled out) [link]

Speaking of sex scenes that are obtuse, I trudged through the epically long "I've Got Soul but I'm Not a Soldier" (which is a giant curtain fic with the summary of an epic (in the proper sense) AU and I didn't even realize I was reading a sex scene because the writer refused to spell out anything even metaphorically. After being annoyed, I was kinda impressed. I think there was frottage and a blowjob. There might have been an orgasm or two. I'm actually still not sure. Something happened. Maybe.

"I've Got Soul but I'm Not a Soldier"

Who wrote that? The title looks familiar, but I read too much stuff.

starandrea.

It is DENSE with conversation. I still can't believe that it took place in only a week, it feels like it should have been a month or more. Dean is a workplace minister, following in his pastor-daddy's footsteps. Cas wanders the country saving people, shows up to fix the roof of the church in order to get close to Dean in order to save his life. It's actually kinda good, but it takes it's sweetass time going anywhere. And my god, do they talk forever.

Another warning: as a member of the church, Dean has to set an example of good Christian behaviour, and doesn't do one night stands or flings, so there's kissing and a lot of RST, but this is a Dean who waits for sex. And I'm still not sure about the end and what the twist is.

I'll have to check that out. I don't think I've read it.