I just guffawed out loud at work. Yep, no other way to describe it.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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ehab - Jun 28, 2010 9:11:24 am PDT #11310 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala
Calli - Jun 28, 2010 9:19:15 am PDT #11311 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The bit where you explain that Castiel's the bride because Dean and him have been keeping track of who pitched and who caught and Castiel's caught more often?
Oh, that's not locked into traditional gender roles at all. @_@. Might as well just make Cas the bride because he's shorter. Or because he looks better in pink.
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2010 9:22:05 am PDT #11312 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
THEY WERE KEEPING TRACK.
THEY NEEDED A BRIDE.
DEAN IS "CASASEXUAL."
I just...I don't know, what even.
Beverly - Jun 28, 2010 9:22:37 am PDT #11313 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Or he looks good in a wedding gown and veil. (Too lazy to search for the pictures)
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2010 9:25:16 am PDT #11314 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
See, thing is, they both wear suits. They both have exactly the same family (so the fact that there's a bride's side of the church is stupid and irrelevant). There is absolutely no reason for there to be a bride, except for the author to speak about (presumably) her gender stereotype issues. Those two or three paragraphs could just have been left out.
Amy - Jun 28, 2010 9:26:39 am PDT #11315 of 30002
Because books.
I'm surprised Dean was "catching" at all, if that's her take on it. ICK.
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2010 9:30:34 am PDT #11316 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the fic is officially so bad I'm going to keep reading. Sorry about this, guys, because chances are good I'm going to need to vent.
Oh, and also...John's a prick.
Amy - Jun 28, 2010 9:31:39 am PDT #11317 of 30002
Because books.
Of course he is!
It's sad in here with no deathmatch. We need another distraction. Aside from bad!fic, I mean.
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2010 9:32:42 am PDT #11318 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
John was using the commitment ceremony as bait to lure in the YED. Despite having raised Jimmy and Castiel, he never got attached. Dean is emo. Sammy has had two lines.
PLEASE DISTRACT ME FROM MY PHONE OF BADFIC.
Amy - Jun 28, 2010 9:37:24 am PDT #11319 of 30002
Because books.
Wait, they were all raised as brothers and they're getting married?!
Drop and give me your five favorite guest characters/victims, whatever you want to call them.