Anya ,'Showtime'
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The bit where you explain that Castiel's the bride because Dean and him have been keeping track of who pitched and who caught and Castiel's caught more often?
Oh, that's not locked into traditional gender roles at all. @_@. Might as well just make Cas the bride because he's shorter. Or because he looks better in pink.
THEY WERE KEEPING TRACK.
THEY NEEDED A BRIDE.
DEAN IS "CASASEXUAL."
I just...I don't know, what even.
Or he looks good in a wedding gown and veil. (Too lazy to search for the pictures)
See, thing is, they both wear suits. They both have exactly the same family (so the fact that there's a bride's side of the church is stupid and irrelevant). There is absolutely no reason for there to be a bride, except for the author to speak about (presumably) her gender stereotype issues. Those two or three paragraphs could just have been left out.
I'm surprised Dean was "catching" at all, if that's her take on it. ICK.
I think the fic is officially so bad I'm going to keep reading. Sorry about this, guys, because chances are good I'm going to need to vent.
Oh, and also...John's a prick.
Of course he is!
It's sad in here with no deathmatch. We need another distraction. Aside from bad!fic, I mean.
John was using the commitment ceremony as bait to lure in the YED. Despite having raised Jimmy and Castiel, he never got attached. Dean is emo. Sammy has had two lines.
PLEASE DISTRACT ME FROM MY PHONE OF BADFIC.
Wait, they were all raised as brothers and they're getting married?!
Drop and give me your five favorite guest characters/victims, whatever you want to call them.
Wait, they were all raised as brothers and they're getting married?!
Very nominally, apparently. We see none of it whatsoever. They're still called Novak. I guess they just grew up together?
IT'S JUST SO BAD.
Okay--by guest do you mean appeared only once?
I think...