::burbles incoherently at Jensen pic::

---

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

Dean: Team Free Will.One ex-blood junkie, one drop out with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.

vs

Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

*****************

Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?]

vs

Sam: Remember when we used to just hunt wendigos and how simple things were?

*****************

Chuck: Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor.

vs

Crowley: Where's your moose?

*****************

Dean: Pudding!!!

vs

SAM: I saw your eyes. You were totally rockin' the "yes" back there. So, what changed your mind?
DEAN: Honestly? The damnedest thing. I mean, the world's ending. The walls are coming down on us, and I look over to you and all I can think about is, "this stupid son of a bitch brought me here." I just didn't want to let you down.

---

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

Chuck: Three days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe.

vs

Chuck: The way I look at it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down.

*****************

Dean: I don't have any elephant books.

vs

Dean: Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels.

*****************

Dean: Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you.

vs

Sam: Okay, um, I need a... penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey! Stat!

*****************

Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

vs

Dean: Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday.

---

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

Chuck: So what’s it all add up to? Well, it’s hard to say. But me, I’d say it was a test. For Sam and Dean. And I think they did alright. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself - They made their own choice. They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?

vs

Jo: No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.
Dean: If you're into that kinda thing.

*****************

Castiel: You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat...It's funnier in Enochian.

vs

Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: And I drank it!

*****************

Dean: No, I am not a fan. Okay? Not fans! In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! It is not fun, it’s not entertaining, it’s a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement! I mean, you think they enjoy being treated like circus freaks?
Demian: I'm not sure you get what the story's about.
Dean: That so?
Demian: In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But Sam and Dean. To wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that?

vs

Bobby: (holds up shotgun toward Crowley) Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt that you start crapping margaritas!

*****************

Dean: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?
Castiel: This is... their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it!
Castiel: No one likes it.

vs

Dean: Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid.

---

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

Ellen: I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss.

vs

Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread.

*****************

Castiel: Hey assbutt!

vs

ZACHARIAH: You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right?

*****************

Dean: All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches, they just don't get it, do they Sammy?
Sam: No they don't, Dean.
Dean: You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of.

vs

Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!

*****************

Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone.

vs

Dean: Go ahead Roy, do it. But I'm gonna warn you, when I come back, I'm going to be pissed.

---

Man, if they let him wear his hair and beard like that as Dean I'd never retain a word they say while he's on camera.

---

Man, the Chuck quote I wanted didn't make it. Damn.

Bearded Jensen is the most love, for real.

---

the Chuck quote I wanted didn't make it. Damn.

I swear, it didn't come up during nomination.

---

Oh, I know!

Wait, how do you know which one I'm thinking of?

Mom, ita's reading minds again ...

---

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

• Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

• Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?] (This was the funniest of the voicemail gag routine)

• Chuck: Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor. (Chuck at the con answering questions was priceless.)

• SAM: I saw your eyes. You were totally rockin' the "yes" back there. So, what changed your mind?

DEAN: Honestly? The damnedest thing. I mean, the world's ending. The walls are coming down on us, and I look over to you and all I can think about is, "this stupid son of a bitch brought me here." I just didn't want to let you down. (BOYS! Hold on, I will be there to hug you)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

• Chuck: Three days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. (Gah, The moment I thought they were going to kill the Impala)

• Dean: Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. (Good advice)

• Dean: Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. (You never will Dean)

• Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! (Cas with the funny)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

• Chuck: So what’s it all add up to? Well, it’s hard to say. But me, I’d say it was a test. For Sam and Dean. And I think they did alright. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself - They made their own choice. They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?

• Castiel: You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat...It's funnier in Enochian. (Castiel waiting for Sam to “get it” with that expectant face…)

• Dean: No, I am not a fan. Okay? Not fans! In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! It is not fun, it’s not entertaining, it’s a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement! I mean, you think they enjoy being treated like circus freaks?

Demian: I'm not sure you get what the story's about. Dean: That so? Demian: In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But Sam and Dean. To wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? (Thank you Kripke for being so respectful of us fans)

• Dean: Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. (Like woah)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

• Ellen: I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. (*sob* For Ellen, For Kim)

• Castiel: Hey assbutt! ( My new catchphrase)

• Dean: All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches, they just don't get it, do they Sammy?

Sam: No they don't, Dean. Dean: You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of. (Brothers!)

• Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone. (Dean, you broke my heart and made me cry during a stupid quote deathmatch)

---