John wakes up in his den and it's 1983 and Mary's in the shower!
Bwah!
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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John wakes up in his den and it's 1983 and Mary's in the shower!
Bwah!
John wakes up in his den and it's 1983 and Mary's in the shower!
ONCE. I want this JUST ONCE.
(Of course, then she catches fire in front of him, and he wakes up in Hell.)
ONCE. I want this JUST ONCE.
(Of course, then she catches fire in front of him, and he wakes up in Hell.)
I want the farside version of this. He wakes up in a dorm, and the guy next him tells him "don't worry, it was just a bad dream. Of course we still are in hell."
...man, I am so going to a special level of Hell for writing this particular piece of PWP. I haven't written anything quite this embarrassingly "my id: let me show it to you!" for ages.
blushes FOREVER.
Overheard behind me at work:
"There is a band named Kansas?"
Obviously my promoting of Supernatural has been a huge success there.
This does not top the statement years ago from Grandma though about "the nice men on the plane that have their own band named Arrow Smith or something like that. Have you ever heard of that band?"
::blink::
::blink, blink::
Grandma flew with Aerosmith?
Oh sure, they were nice to the little old lady who didn't bug them for pictures and autographs. I may have just a tad resentment for your grandmother, Austin.
She also asked me if they were popular. In my head she was sitting there making small talk and they were too polite to be snobby to an old lady. I would bet anything to this day she thinks they play bars on the weekends. She probably said, "are you traveling on business? Here let me show you a picture of my granddaughter who is single and looking for a man." The last statement I don't have confirmation, just a recurring nightmare that wakes me up in a cold sweat after twenty years." Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my grandmother, Emily Gilmore.
Well, those are the ones famous people find it easy to be nice to--they don't expect anything other than the casual politeness they'd expect from everybody.
I'm sorry for calling you Anne. I plead crosseyedness from lack of sleep. I mixed up sumi and Suzi today, too. Time to get the glasses checked, huh?
And okay, now? Here's what's going on in my head.
ringring!
Hello?
Hi. Is this Austin?
Yes.
Hi. I'm Steven Tyler. Your Gramma gave me your number and said I should call you. She's a cool lady.
Sh'yeah, right.
No, really. "Janey's got a gun..." No, wait. Bad choice.
No way.
Way.
I'm not worthy.
Dude. So, I'm at the coffee place down the street. Wanna meet up? I'll buy you a latte.
Um. Okay?
Cool! And, as long as you're coming, do you have any black nail polish? Mine need a touchup, bad.
Dammit, you mean that wasn't a prank call?
I'm sorry for calling you Anne
Not at all. I am flattered.
So, a fifth season? Excellent news. I will admit I was a little worried until we had word.
Also, it means I can serve as the designated adult for any and all random club acts my friends choose to go to, so that they don't attempt to abscond with the tiny lead vocalists.
One time! It was *one* time. He totally would fit in my trunk .