Grandma flew with Aerosmith?

Oh sure, they were nice to the little old lady who didn't bug them for pictures and autographs. I may have just a tad resentment for your grandmother, Austin.

She also asked me if they were popular. In my head she was sitting there making small talk and they were too polite to be snobby to an old lady. I would bet anything to this day she thinks they play bars on the weekends. She probably said, "are you traveling on business? Here let me show you a picture of my granddaughter who is single and looking for a man." The last statement I don't have confirmation, just a recurring nightmare that wakes me up in a cold sweat after twenty years." Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my grandmother, Emily Gilmore.

Well, those are the ones famous people find it easy to be nice to--they don't expect anything other than the casual politeness they'd expect from everybody.

I'm sorry for calling you Anne. I plead crosseyedness from lack of sleep. I mixed up sumi and Suzi today, too. Time to get the glasses checked, huh?

And okay, now? Here's what's going on in my head.

ringring!

Hello?

Hi. Is this Austin?

Yes.

Hi. I'm Steven Tyler. Your Gramma gave me your number and said I should call you. She's a cool lady.

Sh'yeah, right.

No, really. "Janey's got a gun..." No, wait. Bad choice.

No way.

Way.

I'm not worthy.

Dude. So, I'm at the coffee place down the street. Wanna meet up? I'll buy you a latte.

Um. Okay?

Cool! And, as long as you're coming, do you have any black nail polish? Mine need a touchup, bad.

Dammit, you mean that wasn't a prank call?

I'm sorry for calling you Anne

Not at all. I am flattered.

So, a fifth season? Excellent news. I will admit I was a little worried until we had word.

Also, it means I can serve as the designated adult for any and all random club acts my friends choose to go to, so that they don't attempt to abscond with the tiny lead vocalists.

One time! It was *one* time. He totally would fit in my trunk .

Okay, basically, two of the three gifts of the magi go into my jojoba oil base. My hair smells like an Orthodox service.

I've got a bath jelly from Lush called Gold, Frankincense and Beer. It is quite nice, though I really don't get the point of the jellies, since half of it ends up down the drain.

JDM says he wants to be in the fifth season.

That's all Kripke needs to hear, right?

JDM says he wants to be in the fifth season.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to go find an appropriate ritual sacrifice (with pie) to ensure this happens.

We've got angels! We can get some other heavenly bodies in on this too!

(Heh. Heh heh heh.)

Supernatural - come for the spooky, stay for the pretty.