You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:11 am PDT #10038 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

Sam: Yeah, because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean, I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.So, yeah, I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world. And this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't blame you. It's just...
Dean: What?
Sam: It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, 'cause... just 'cause.

vs

Dean: What the hell is wrong with you!? You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it's a shoulder hit, I *can* aim.

Dean: All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.

vs

Dean: What was that stuff? God, it was ass. Tasted like ass.
Ruby: It's called witchcraft, short bus.
Dean: You're the short bus, short bus.

Ruby: Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts splattered into my mouth while I was killing my way in here.

vs

Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have some angry sex.
Dean: Don't objectify me.

Dean: This is pretty wild, right? I mean it's like they're coming straight for us. They've never done that before. Like we've got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.

vs

Sam: I lost my shoe.


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:25 am PDT #10039 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

Young Dean: First thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. He's a superhero.

vs

Dean: A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.

Bobby: Family don't end with blood, boy.

vs

Demon Dean: The music? That's Dad's. The car, the jacket? All Dad's.

Dean: I don't want to die. And I don't want to go to hell.
Sam: Then we'll find a way to save you.
Dean: Okay, good.

vs

Sam: How do you sleep at night?
Bela: In silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Sam: I mean, I can't sit around drinking eggnog, celebrating Christmas, when I know next year, you'll be dead. I just can't.

vs

Dean: You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:36 am PDT #10040 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

Sam and Dean: (In unison): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam... Sam! You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish! - Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..... Okay, enough!

vs

Dean: Heh, Gumby Girl. Does that make me Pokey?

Dean: He's the one who let mom die! Who wasn't there for Sam, I always was! It wasn't fair! I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to Hell!

vs

Neighbor: 'The' Dean? Best weekend of my life Dean?

Agent Henricksen: Sam and Dean Winchester were in the chopper when it caught on fire. Nothing's left. Can't even identify 'em with dental records. Rest in peace, guys.

vs

Bela: Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer.

Dean: Was it cool? Like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.
Dean: Well of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!

vs

Dean: I'm Batman.


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:45 am PDT #10041 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

Dean: What'd Bobby say?
Sam: Uh, that we're morons.

vs

Dean: What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and raise a little hell?

Dean: There's a box of salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
Ed Zeddmore: Get inside your duffel?
Dean: The salt, you idiots!

vs

Casey: Do you believe in god, Dean? I'd be surprised if you did.
Dean: I don't know. I'd like to.

Trickster: You can't save your brother. No good comes out of it--just pain, and blood.

vs

Sam: Like 'Dingos Ate My Baby' crazy?

Sam: Just--bring him back. Please.

vs

Sam: Man, I had a weird dream.
Dean: Yeah? Clowns or midgets?


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:55:40 am PDT #10042 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

S3, R1, B1/4:

  • Be my brother again: epic love story, peeps
  • Short bus: Slick, Dean, slick
  • Don't objectify me: Oops, too late
  • I lost my shoe: Best puppy-dog Sam!face ever...until the next one

S3, R1, B2/4

  • We have the coolest dad in the world: Oh, Dean.
  • Family don't end with blood, boy: Oh, Bobby. The pain this family will cause you.
  • I don't want to die: Finally.
  • I can't sit around drinking eggnong: Oh, Sammy.

S3, R1, B3/4

  • Sam Winchester cries his way through sex: Dean, you're such a bastard.
  • I don't deserve to go to Hell!: Finally, again.
  • Rest in peace, guys: Hard pick, here. But...Henriksen.
  • I'm Batman: You're very pleased with yourself, that's what you are.

S3, R1, B4/4

  • Kill some evil sons of bitches: Hard choice again, but it's like the show motto, wild boys style.
  • Get inside your duffel: How these guys haven't gotten themselves killed before now...
  • You can't save your brother: He wasn't lying. But you can save the world.
  • Just bring him back: Sweet, short, simple.


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2010 11:58:32 am PDT #10043 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

S3R1B1

Be my brother: Brothers!
short bus: Because I can't resist that kind of stupid joke, and "hellfire" is too cheesy
objectify: The tables have turned! Bela is hot.
shoe: The awesome line is awesome, but...PUPPY LOST HIS SHOE.

S3R1B2

superhero: Awww, Weechesters.
Blood: Is thick, but not THAT thick.
naked: I'm just going to sit here imagining Bela naked.
fudging: Fudge!

S3R1B3

mind reader: Brothers!
deserve: Daddy issues!
serial killer: Someone had to say it.
Batman: HE'S BATMAN.

S3R1B4

evil sons of bitches: Dean sure does like saying that.
believe in God: Oh, if he only knew what was coming.
brother: Pain and blood are what this show is all about.
bring him back: Also that.


Laga - May 31, 2010 12:12:42 pm PDT #10044 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I forgot to record my rationale but the hardest choices were Bracket #1, choices 3 & 4

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

Sam: drop the show and be my brother again

Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.

Dean: Don't objectify me.

Sam: I lost my shoe.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

Young Dean: First thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. He's a superhero.

Bobby: Family don't end with blood, boy.

Bela: rolling naked in money.

Dean: You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

Sam and Dean: Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.

Dean: I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to Hell!

Agent Henricksen: Rest in peace, guys.

Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

Sam: we're morons.

Ed Zeddmore: Get inside your duffel?

Trickster: You can't save your brother.

Sam: Just--bring him back. Please.


Calli - May 31, 2010 12:44:14 pm PDT #10045 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

  • I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, 'cause... just 'cause.
  • That's hellfire, Dean.
  • Don't objectify me.
  • I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.
Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:
  • First thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. He's a superhero.
  • Family don't end with blood, boy.
  • I don't want to die. And I don't want to go to hell.
  • I mean, I can't sit around drinking eggnog, celebrating Christmas, when I know next year, you'll be dead. I just can't.
Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:
  • Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..... Okay, enough!
  • I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to Hell!
  • Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer.
  • I'm Batman.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

  • Uh, that we're morons.
  • I don't know. I'd like to.
  • You can't save your brother. No good comes out of it--just pain, and blood.
  • Just--bring him back. Please.

There are more Sam quotes in this round that resonate for me than in previous seasons. Maybe they wrote for him differently? Or maybe because it's all about them working to save Dean, which means Sam's angsting, and I'm a sucker for brotherly angst.


Anne W. - May 31, 2010 12:46:10 pm PDT #10046 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

(I have no regrets for my earlier vote. None.)

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

  • Be my brother again
  • That's hellfire, Dean
  • Don't objectify me.
  • I lost my shoe

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

  • Superhero (oh, boys!)
  • Family don't end with blood, boy
  • We'll find a way to save you
  • You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

  • Sam and Dean in unison (too funny)
  • He's the one who let mom die! (ouch)
  • Rest in peace, guys. (damn, I miss Henricksen)
  • Man gets hit by a car you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

  • We're morons
  • Do you believe in God, Dean (mostly for the ironic-in-retrospect answer)
  • You can't save your brother. No good comes out of it--just pain, and blood.
  • Just--bring him back. Please


Cass - May 31, 2010 12:51:17 pm PDT #10047 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4

Sam: Yeah, because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean, I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.So, yeah, I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world. And this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't blame you. It's just...

Dean: What?

Sam: It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, 'cause... just 'cause. -- One, it's a good quote. Two, Bela shot Sam and didn't die? Right.

Dean: All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.

Sam: That's hellfire, Dean. -- Huh, S3, still not my favorite. But hi, Sammy, hi.

Ruby: Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts splattered into my mouth while I was killing my way in here. -- Okay, Ruby beats Bela. Original flavor Ruby beats recycling Ruby. Ruby either wanting french fries or a breath mint to mask demon guts? Kinda funny.

Sam: I lost my shoe. -- I still have this as an lj icon. The antichrist lost his shoe.