Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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Marcia - May 31, 2010 3:01:32 am PDT #10031 of 30002
Kneel before Glod. ~Stephen Colbert

Um... Anne? Who on this list is within practical joke distance to moi?


ehab - May 31, 2010 5:49:12 am PDT #10032 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Noooo! Dean is losing to John!

::dons petticoats and flounces with vim & vigor::

Voters where are you?


Theresa - May 31, 2010 10:55:55 am PDT #10033 of 30002
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Noooo! Dean is losing to John!

Season 2, the "I'm proud of you" quote is really the only right choice. John is hurty and that makes Dean hurty.

::starts flouncing just because it makes her feel pretty::


Calli - May 31, 2010 11:01:04 am PDT #10034 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't remember if this has been recommended, but this is a fun SPN/Burn Notice crossover: [link]


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:04:15 am PDT #10035 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The winner for season 2's best quote goes to:

John:You know, when you were a kid, I'd come home from a hunt, and after what I'd seen, I'd be, I'd be wrecked. And you, you'd come up to me and you, you'd put your hand on my shoulder and you'd look me in the eye and you'd... You'd say "It's okay, Dad" Dean, I'm sorry.
Dean:What?
John: You shouldn't have had to say that to me, I should have been saying that to you. You know, I put, I put too much on your shoulders, I made you grow up too fast. You took care of Sammy, you took care of me. You did that, and you didn't complain, not once. I just want you to know that I am so proud of you.

by the barest of margins, 7 votes to 6.


SailAweigh - May 31, 2010 11:07:54 am PDT #10036 of 30002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cool. I whiffled forever on that one. Even though I voted the other way, this one makes me just as happy.


ehab - May 31, 2010 11:12:38 am PDT #10037 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Bah! My quote pick has gone down for S1 & S2. I hope this is not a sign of things to come.


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:11 am PDT #10038 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

Sam: Yeah, because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean, I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.So, yeah, I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world. And this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't blame you. It's just...
Dean: What?
Sam: It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, 'cause... just 'cause.

vs

Dean: What the hell is wrong with you!? You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it's a shoulder hit, I *can* aim.

Dean: All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.

vs

Dean: What was that stuff? God, it was ass. Tasted like ass.
Ruby: It's called witchcraft, short bus.
Dean: You're the short bus, short bus.

Ruby: Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts splattered into my mouth while I was killing my way in here.

vs

Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have some angry sex.
Dean: Don't objectify me.

Dean: This is pretty wild, right? I mean it's like they're coming straight for us. They've never done that before. Like we've got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.

vs

Sam: I lost my shoe.


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:25 am PDT #10039 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

Young Dean: First thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. He's a superhero.

vs

Dean: A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.

Bobby: Family don't end with blood, boy.

vs

Demon Dean: The music? That's Dad's. The car, the jacket? All Dad's.

Dean: I don't want to die. And I don't want to go to hell.
Sam: Then we'll find a way to save you.
Dean: Okay, good.

vs

Sam: How do you sleep at night?
Bela: In silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Sam: I mean, I can't sit around drinking eggnog, celebrating Christmas, when I know next year, you'll be dead. I just can't.

vs

Dean: You fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!


§ ita § - May 31, 2010 11:49:36 am PDT #10040 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 3, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

Sam and Dean: (In unison): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam... Sam! You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish! - Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..... Okay, enough!

vs

Dean: Heh, Gumby Girl. Does that make me Pokey?

Dean: He's the one who let mom die! Who wasn't there for Sam, I always was! It wasn't fair! I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to Hell!

vs

Neighbor: 'The' Dean? Best weekend of my life Dean?

Agent Henricksen: Sam and Dean Winchester were in the chopper when it caught on fire. Nothing's left. Can't even identify 'em with dental records. Rest in peace, guys.

vs

Bela: Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer.

Dean: Was it cool? Like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.
Dean: Well of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!

vs

Dean: I'm Batman.