He's arguing in favor of marital rape. Why would you assume these hypothetical "other women" have any greater say in the matter than the hypothetical wives?

OK, true. He also says that every man goes through a "heroic" effort every day to not cheat on his wife, again raising the question of, "Really? Every single day you have an opportunity for extramarital sex and you turn it down?"

lisah, did you know if you email our vet, they'll call you back? How awesome is that? (I emailed about the torn claw.)

Serious Eats makes it official - Bacon is the Ingredient of the Year.

Man, I don't want bacon tainted with the stink of 2008.

He also says that every man goes through a "heroic" effort every day to not cheat on his wife, again raising the question of, "Really? Every single day you have an opportunity for extramarital sex and you turn it down?"

Well, men are animals and women are property. So anytime a man passes a woman on the street and doesn't rape her, he's making a heroic effort not to cheat on his wife. Once you stop thinking of women as people, it really is all quite logical.

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit.

For Jesse: Quinoa is the next food fad (salted caramel is the current one): [link]

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit.

let me hold your hair.

I continued to be astonished at how angry I get at people. Then I am astonished at how rarely public people like this are killed. Not kidding.

Quinoa is the next food fad

Didn't we already do Quinoa?

I have all the ingredients to make spicy lentil soup except for the energy.

I vote we just keep salted caramel on another year. Quinoa tastes weird.

Wow, that guy is a fuckhead.