He also says that every man goes through a "heroic" effort every day to not cheat on his wife, again raising the question of, "Really? Every single day you have an opportunity for extramarital sex and you turn it down?"

Well, men are animals and women are property. So anytime a man passes a woman on the street and doesn't rape her, he's making a heroic effort not to cheat on his wife. Once you stop thinking of women as people, it really is all quite logical.

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit.

For Jesse: Quinoa is the next food fad (salted caramel is the current one): [link]

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit.

let me hold your hair.

I continued to be astonished at how angry I get at people. Then I am astonished at how rarely public people like this are killed. Not kidding.

Quinoa is the next food fad

Didn't we already do Quinoa?

I have all the ingredients to make spicy lentil soup except for the energy.

I vote we just keep salted caramel on another year. Quinoa tastes weird.

Wow, that guy is a fuckhead.

I have on occasion had sex when I really wasn't in the mood, but it was more from a "give the three-year-old attention and cuddles so I can then get something done" state of mind rather than "Oh, I must appease the awesome Man Creature who has such a hard life and demanding needs."

Which doesn't say much for mutual levels of respect and all, but husbands--my husband at least--can sometimes be cuter than sad, wide-eyed puppies when they want something.

edit: Plus the cuddles are nice, and cuddles are rarely ill-timed.

What I want to know is...do we pronounce it as Kee-noe-ah or Keen-wah?

I've heard it both ways.

I haven't eaten the stuff since 1990, when a quinoa-borne stone broke my left rear molar. It was gruesome and painful for a very, very long time until the glory of the gold crown I got in 1998.

Quinoa. Feh.

keen-wah

I had lunch from a new to me place today because I did not want to go outside. meh. thank goodness I have Cheetos and Happy Colas to follow-up.

It is pronounced as msbelle says, but it's fun to say "Noah Kee-noe-ah".