Also, I thought Joseph married Mary anyway, even though it seemed like she was pregnant with another man's child, because he believed her that it was the son of God?
Yeah, he did, but in the Luke (I think) translation we were using it still said "betrothed" as they were getting ready to have the baby.
Another excellent point this priest made was that overnight shepards were probably shady characters, so what must THAT have been like, these random guys showing up in the shed where you've just had a baby??
Her servant. I don't think she has a name. But that's how you can tell the difference between paintings of Judith and paintings of Yael -- Judith has a servant, and Yael doesn't.
Was Judith a princess? Cause it seems that beheading someone with a nice sharp sword would require less handmaidenly help than driving a kebab through the skull! (Although, maybe the temple...?)
so what must THAT have been like, these random guys showing up in the shed where you've just had a baby??
Dude, they were performing the Sacred APGAR!
Was Judith a princess?
Perhaps a warrior-princess?
Another excellent point this priest made was that overnight shepards were probably shady characters, so what must THAT have been like, these random guys showing up in the shed where you've just had a baby??
This is one of the reasons I love The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. The wrong side of the tracks girl was all like "Leave Mary alone! She just had a Baby in a BARN!!!!" Plus the wise men brough baby Jesus the food from their church christmas basket!
IIRC, Judith was the daughter of a priest.
Purim, in addition to costumes and carnivals, also has cookies, a public reading of the Book of Esther where everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk. All in all, a fun holiday.
everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk.
Dammit, Jews have all the fun!
Dude, they were performing the Sacred APGAR!
Ha!
This is one of the reasons I love The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. The wrong side of the tracks girl was all like "Leave Mary alone! She just had a Baby in a BARN!!!!" Plus the wise men brough baby Jesus the food from their church christmas basket!
Hee. My mother and I love that, too.
Judith was a widow, Yael was a wife. And Judith is apparently non canon for Jews or Protestants. Hrm. But Yael's all official-slayage in the Book of Judges.
I fucking love Wikipedia, for all it's faults.
Oh, and I guess they're doing the OT in cutting-edge yar yar hip. The cover is very romance novel. Can't wait to see the Song o Solomon. If there are photos of deer anywhere in THAT chapter, I will laugh myself into a religious coma.
a public reading of the Book of Esther where everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk.
So, Jews invented Rocky Horror?