I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Dec 29, 2008 5:00:25 pm PST #8460 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Her servant. I don't think she has a name. But that's how you can tell the difference between paintings of Judith and paintings of Yael -- Judith has a servant, and Yael doesn't.

Was Judith a princess? Cause it seems that beheading someone with a nice sharp sword would require less handmaidenly help than driving a kebab through the skull! (Although, maybe the temple...?)


Strix - Dec 29, 2008 5:01:51 pm PST #8461 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

so what must THAT have been like, these random guys showing up in the shed where you've just had a baby??

Dude, they were performing the Sacred APGAR!


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2008 5:02:15 pm PST #8462 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was Judith a princess?

Perhaps a warrior-princess?


Sophia Brooks - Dec 29, 2008 5:03:21 pm PST #8463 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Another excellent point this priest made was that overnight shepards were probably shady characters, so what must THAT have been like, these random guys showing up in the shed where you've just had a baby??

This is one of the reasons I love The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. The wrong side of the tracks girl was all like "Leave Mary alone! She just had a Baby in a BARN!!!!" Plus the wise men brough baby Jesus the food from their church christmas basket!


Hil R. - Dec 29, 2008 5:04:42 pm PST #8464 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

IIRC, Judith was the daughter of a priest.

Purim, in addition to costumes and carnivals, also has cookies, a public reading of the Book of Esther where everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk. All in all, a fun holiday.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2008 5:05:43 pm PST #8465 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk.

Dammit, Jews have all the fun!


Jesse - Dec 29, 2008 5:08:17 pm PST #8466 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dude, they were performing the Sacred APGAR!

Ha!

This is one of the reasons I love The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. The wrong side of the tracks girl was all like "Leave Mary alone! She just had a Baby in a BARN!!!!" Plus the wise men brough baby Jesus the food from their church christmas basket!

Hee. My mother and I love that, too.


Strix - Dec 29, 2008 5:09:12 pm PST #8467 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Judith was a widow, Yael was a wife. And Judith is apparently non canon for Jews or Protestants. Hrm. But Yael's all official-slayage in the Book of Judges.

I fucking love Wikipedia, for all it's faults.

Oh, and I guess they're doing the OT in cutting-edge yar yar hip. The cover is very romance novel. Can't wait to see the Song o Solomon. If there are photos of deer anywhere in THAT chapter, I will laugh myself into a religious coma.


Strix - Dec 29, 2008 5:10:08 pm PST #8468 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

a public reading of the Book of Esther where everyone boos and stomps their feet and makes noise with noisemakers whenever the bad guy's name is read, and adults are supposed to get drunk.

So, Jews invented Rocky Horror?


Sophia Brooks - Dec 29, 2008 5:14:59 pm PST #8469 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The Community Theatre group that I founded with friends always did (and maybe still does) a performance of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever every Christmas, in an actual church, and it always was so moving. I am a cheesy person, I guess, but it always reminded me of why I actually do theatre-- so many people were really touched and maybe had their thinking a bit changed, even with crappy costumes, and not so great acting and 1 billion kids doing whatever. The play and what was really happening overlapped in interesting ways.