Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Dec 20, 2008 9:30:51 am PST #7262 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fuck. Matilda had her last circus class today, and finished off an otherwise lovely session by bouncing off the tumble track (basically a long trampoline for tumbling runs) and whacking her head against the wall. Hard.

Now she's got a goose egg on her forehead that's literally as big as a chicken's egg. It looks horrible and application of ice is wails and wails and fighting and upset.

Woe and stress and horrible looking bruises before birthday parties.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 9:32:35 am PST #7263 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww... poor Matilda.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2008 9:43:23 am PST #7264 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Poor boo!


Lee - Dec 20, 2008 9:48:01 am PST #7265 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Matilda.


msbelle - Dec 20, 2008 9:53:50 am PST #7266 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Poor matilda.

Cable guy is here! 3 is so much better that 7pm.

I am mending clothes, 1 down 4 more to go.

Still must laundry and vacuum.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 9:59:30 am PST #7267 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jack Chick explains what happens when you teach your kids that Santa is real: [link]

It ain't pretty.


SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2008 10:06:48 am PST #7268 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

ita, is there a limit to the number of links I can send you in an e-mail? I've got a ton to send, but I can break them up if that causes problems.


meara - Dec 20, 2008 10:10:54 am PST #7269 of 10002

Aww, poor Matilda. But OMG, she's old enough for tumbling?!?!

I am freaked out by Flea's possum. In the house?!?!? EEP!


shrift - Dec 20, 2008 10:12:09 am PST #7270 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Anyone know the French for "Surrender!"? Or of any French poetry that would have been famous in the Napoleonic era?


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 10:22:37 am PST #7271 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gay Penguins Turned Out to be the Best Parents in the Zoo

Remember the gay penguins that got ejected from their colony because they were trying to steal eggs from other penguins? Well, the zookeepers gave the couple two eggs laid by an inexperienced penguin mom … and it turns out they became the best parents in the zoo!

‘We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they’ve turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,’ said one of the keepers.

‘It’s very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.’

Wildlife experts at the park explain that despite being gay the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

‘One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite the fact that they can’t have eggs naturally, it does not take away their biological drive to be a parent,’ said one.