Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 9:32:35 am PST #7263 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww... poor Matilda.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2008 9:43:23 am PST #7264 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Poor boo!


Lee - Dec 20, 2008 9:48:01 am PST #7265 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Matilda.


msbelle - Dec 20, 2008 9:53:50 am PST #7266 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Poor matilda.

Cable guy is here! 3 is so much better that 7pm.

I am mending clothes, 1 down 4 more to go.

Still must laundry and vacuum.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 9:59:30 am PST #7267 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jack Chick explains what happens when you teach your kids that Santa is real: [link]

It ain't pretty.


SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2008 10:06:48 am PST #7268 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

ita, is there a limit to the number of links I can send you in an e-mail? I've got a ton to send, but I can break them up if that causes problems.


meara - Dec 20, 2008 10:10:54 am PST #7269 of 10002

Aww, poor Matilda. But OMG, she's old enough for tumbling?!?!

I am freaked out by Flea's possum. In the house?!?!? EEP!


shrift - Dec 20, 2008 10:12:09 am PST #7270 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Anyone know the French for "Surrender!"? Or of any French poetry that would have been famous in the Napoleonic era?


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 10:22:37 am PST #7271 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gay Penguins Turned Out to be the Best Parents in the Zoo

Remember the gay penguins that got ejected from their colony because they were trying to steal eggs from other penguins? Well, the zookeepers gave the couple two eggs laid by an inexperienced penguin mom … and it turns out they became the best parents in the zoo!

‘We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they’ve turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,’ said one of the keepers.

‘It’s very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.’

Wildlife experts at the park explain that despite being gay the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

‘One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite the fact that they can’t have eggs naturally, it does not take away their biological drive to be a parent,’ said one.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2008 10:30:58 am PST #7272 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weasel-puke coffee

There's a little animal in Vietnam which has magical properties. Locally, it's called a weasel (though technically, it's a type of civet, but let's call it a weasel like the locals) and it sure likes to eat the fruit of the coffee plant. But the seeds don't sit well in its tummy, so it vomits them up. And that's where the fun comes in - for local coffee folks gather up the beans and lightly roast them. The stomach acids seem to wear away the bitter taste of the coffee beans, and the resulting coffee is delicious and smooth.

Weasel-puke coffee - it's a real treat
Even weasels prefer it to real meat