He's clearly got some weird-ass shit going on in his head where your rights aren't really being violated enough to matter until you're bloody in the streets (which, hello, not like it's never happened).

Yeah, tell that to Matthew Shepard's family. His rights were pretty much battered. Huckabee made my blood boil watching that Segment, and I wanted to marry Jon Stewart.

I think I need those boots, but I don't think they come in my size, which is a good thing.

My body seems to have decided that it likes 3 to 3.5 hour chunks of sleep. Last night I got two of them, but I think I may be SOL on a third, even though I have time for one still.

I always want to marry Jon Stewart. Luckily, I already have a brilliant, hysterically funny, prematurely graying, short Jewish man in my bed, so I don't have to turn into Stalker Girl.

I'll have to catch the clips later today--

The boots are way cool. Someone needs to buy them.

I need more coffee.

cereal: You have to love a column on the Blago sitch that begins,

In the great annals of "What Was He Thinking?" (political edition), the case of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich sets a new standard -- for its breathtaking stupidity, venality and illegality.

Another choice tidbit:

Blagojevich, it seems, figured he was a Master of the Universe, immune from the scrutiny he should have known he was under.

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Ex-minion and I were trying to come up with an analogous period of corruption yesterday. Stevens and Palin aren't even in this league. Huey Long? At least he accomplished some things, and people liked him. Ulysses S. Grant? Drunk and incompetent, closer. Really though, I think we're into full on Boss Hogg territory.

Man, I slipped and fell INSIDE my building on my way to my office this morning.

I am v. klutzy. Although, I think I must have had some snow or ice stuck to the bottom of my boot.

It felt pretty spectacular but nobody saw it. (I am not injured. I don't think.)

Was US Grant greedy? AND incompetent? And extremely arrogant?

I think Blago is in his own league in this.

It really is astonishing. It will be interesting to see what the defense will be, but insanity or substance abuse seem to be the only options.

Be careful, Sumi.

Perhaps he could consult with DC's former mayor (and current councilman) Marion Barry? the one who, when caught on tape with crack, maintained his innocence and said "the bitch set me up". (After his release from prison, there was a convoy - with chartered buses - of people escorting him home in triumph.)

Holy crap, I just got the nicest email from my Big Boss. I would print it out if our network weren't all kerfluey!

Well, trust me, the people of the state of Illinois already disliked Blago. They will not support him happily should he triumph.