Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Dec 05, 2008 10:32:04 pm PST #4609 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Always lock doors, people.

One of the many reasons I describe a certain ex-housemate of mine as crazy is because she thought CLOSING the front door was silly and pedestrian. And locking it - please, how boring and mundane could one be, daaaarling? Yes, I wanted to kill her.


Shir - Dec 05, 2008 11:20:38 pm PST #4610 of 10002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, tommyrot, feel better.

And yes, lock door. The only reason I sometimes don't do it is that 1. my country has ridiculous low crime percentage (compare to U.S.), 2. My building has intercom system and a locked front door, 3. I still lock it 90% of the times. It just takes one time, and I don't wanna hear that time happening to any of you Buffistas. It's not about feeling safe: I feel safe with unlocked door, I grew up in a boarding school where all doors were open 24/7. It's about not being stupid, and not takes chances that the person to knock on the door will be a freaking care bear. The good people will understand if they'll have to wait 15 more seconds until you unlock the door to let them in.

Then again, humans almost always terrified/disappointed me.


beth b - Dec 06, 2008 3:15:41 am PST #4611 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If I want the door closed - I have to keep it locked. However, it is not always a practical idea. I need the front door open for ventilation. My screen door, even with a lock is not going to stop a home invasion. In the back of my mind is the idea of getting one of those security screen doors -- real estate people hate them, but a door that lets air in and can be locked well enough to slow a no-gooder down is a win. I have friends who live next to a public park -- they can get the breeze from the canal at night , because of the security door.


Anne W. - Dec 06, 2008 4:23:37 am PST #4612 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

The only times I will leave my door unlocked is if I am doing yardwork and bopping in and out of the house. Chances are, if it's nice enough to be doing yardwork, there will be a bazillion neighbors out doing the same.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 06, 2008 4:56:41 am PST #4613 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I live in a double and leave my inside door unlocked when I am not home, and locked when I am. Sort of weird, but I trust my downstairs neighbor and feel the chances of me losing my keys are larger than the chances of someone breaking in to steal...nothing but books and a 19" TV which will be obsolete come february.

I grew up in the country, though and we never locked anything until we had a kid on the street who liked to kill and torture animals. I wonder if he has been up to any serial killing lately?


Sheryl - Dec 06, 2008 4:57:58 am PST #4614 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I don't always relock the door when I get home from work. The door is always locked when I go to sleep, however.


msbelle - Dec 06, 2008 5:03:29 am PST #4615 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My paranoia was something I was born with (although a few incidents as a young child reinforced it), so even when we lived in the country, we would lock most doors when we were home. And from like 9 on, if I was home alone or home at night with my brother only, I'd often have all doors locked, curtains shut, and a gun out. I'm better now and never bring out the guns when at the parents house, even if left alone.


msbelle - Dec 06, 2008 5:14:48 am PST #4616 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

And yay! I got approval on Monday off. I think I will make cookies for teachers (10) and maybe start the cards to send out.


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2008 5:44:50 am PST #4617 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In pictures: Kitschmas

To celebrate the countdown to Christmas, the satirical Christian website, Ship of Fools, has published its annual selection of religious-themed gifts spotted on sale, such as these nativity ducks.

I like this one:

Jesus is one of the most famous beardies of all time, but simply add a hot drink to this mug and the familiar facial hair of our Lord disappears, leaving him clean-shaven.


brenda m - Dec 06, 2008 6:02:15 am PST #4618 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I lock my doors at home but at my dad's we usually only lock at night or if we're leaving. Just how I grew up I guess. My upstairs neighbor leaves her interior door unlocked all the time - I know because she's asked to come through my place a few times when she's forgotten her keys. (Or actually, the first time I realized was taking care of her cat over the holidays last year, but at the time I thought that was just because it was last minute and she had several people doing it over the three weeks she was gone so I thought it was just an emergency situation.)