A beard is more asshole than a goatee? I always think of Evil(TM) as having more of a goatee or a mustache than a beard, really...though that's more the swank Evil than just your common Asshole.

My default lunch when at work is...um...I work from home, so it's to go to the pizza place by the slice down the corner (Paglicacci's). Preferably after 2pm when it's buy two slices, get a free soda.

I was just thinking of Kirk and Mirror!Kirk from Classic Trek. Good!Kirk is cleanshaven, and Evil!Kirk has a goatee (IIRC--or was that Spock?). I thought that extropalating that out would produce a fuller beard the more evil one twin becomes.

or was that Spock?

Spock.

The evil Kirk just grinned maniacalyy, a lot.

"Spock with a beard" is nerd shorthand for intelligent, scary evil.

One of the puppies is looking deader than usual, with his or her head hanging out of the cage.

I know. So amusing. How can it possibly be comfortable?

"Spock with a beard" is nerd shorthand for intelligent, scary evil.

I preferred DS9's take on the Mirrorverse, with the leather-catsuited Intendent.

Could I solicit some help from Spanish-reading members of the hive mind?

Please tell me if

Los miembros que recibieron servicio con X en 1987 y 2007 recibirán cheques de reembolso por margen este mes.

says

Members who received service from X (or had service with X) in 1987 and 2007 will receive margin refund checks this month.

Preferably in a way that's not embarrassing.

I can kind of read Spanish. Producing sentences is quite another thing.

That reminds me of a friend who had a nanny from South America and was struggling to call up her high school Spanish. She said, "We communicate mostly in the infinitive."

Timelies all!

My normal lunch is rather dull. It's a turkey or chicken breast sandwich. (Occasionally I go to the nearby cafeteria and get a CLT sandwich, which is a cheese sandwich with lettuce and tomato)