This is why I probably shouldn't be a parent. I would SO fuck with that kid.
I was pretty much thinking the same thing (on both counts).
Birthday happies to DJ!
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 26, 2008 5:28:13 am PST #3384 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Barb - Nov 26, 2008 5:41:01 am PST #3385 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”
We just continue to bring it up at opportune moments.
And these days, if they try to pull the drama nonsense with me, I just borrow from Whoopi and say, "Save it for Oprah, baby."
sumi - Nov 26, 2008 5:54:32 am PST #3386 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday Daisy!
tommyrot - Nov 26, 2008 6:48:33 am PST #3387 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Extracts from some of the books shortlisted for this year's Bad Sex award
The winner: Rachel Johnson 'honoured' to win Bad Sex award
tommyrot - Nov 26, 2008 7:20:06 am PST #3388 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why would someone vote for the Lizard People?
The guy who voted for the Lizard People comes forward!
msbelle - Nov 26, 2008 7:21:47 am PST #3389 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Man, having someone at my house during work hours is so helpful. I was able to call my mom and get some info I needed and am getting Free replacement Fire/CM detectors sent out to me now. The ones I bought in the Spring went belly up and they have a 5 year warrenty. PLUS she's cooking so dinner will be homemade and DONE. man, I need a house elf.
Laga - Nov 26, 2008 7:24:38 am PST #3390 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The guy who voted for the Lizard People comes forward!
Ahh, the race of lizard-men conspiracy theory. I had thought it was a Hitchhiker's reference.
megan walker - Nov 26, 2008 7:25:00 am PST #3391 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
New and Improved Citrus Cranberry Sauce (now with portions that make sense for the humans!):
1 12-oz. package fresh cranberries, coarsely chopped
1 12-oz. can of orange juice concentrate, thawed
¾ cup sugar
⅓ cup Grand Marnier, or other orange liqueur
¾ tsp ground allspice
1½ tsp lemon zest
1 medium orange, zested and juiced
Mix first six ingredients together. Add zest and juice of orange to bowl. Bring sauce to a boil in a medium saucepan; cover, reduce heat. Simmer 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Simmer uncovered for 5 more minutes. Cool.
Tom Scola - Nov 26, 2008 7:26:49 am PST #3392 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
now with portions that make sense for the humans!
So you're not inviting any Lizard People, then?
megan walker - Nov 26, 2008 7:31:29 am PST #3393 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So you're not inviting any Lizard People, then?
That's what the allspice is for. Upon eating, it reveals them. Like those brownies on Angel.