New and Improved Citrus Cranberry Sauce (now with portions that make sense for the humans!):
1 12-oz. package fresh cranberries, coarsely chopped
1 12-oz. can of orange juice concentrate, thawed
¾ cup sugar
⅓ cup Grand Marnier, or other orange liqueur
¾ tsp ground allspice
1½ tsp lemon zest
1 medium orange, zested and juiced
Mix first six ingredients together. Add zest and juice of orange to bowl. Bring sauce to a boil in a medium saucepan; cover, reduce heat. Simmer 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Simmer uncovered for 5 more minutes. Cool.
now with portions that make sense for the humans!
So you're not inviting any Lizard People, then?
So you're not inviting any Lizard People, then?
That's what the allspice is for. Upon eating, it reveals them. Like those brownies on
Angel.
Ahh, the race of lizard-men conspiracy theory. I had thought it was a Hitchhiker's reference.
The Wonkette post for this has a picture of Sleestaks: ‘Lizard People’ Voter Revealed!
By coincidence, my iPod is randomly playing Robyn Hitchcock's "The Lizard."
eta: Comment on Wonkette:
Lizard People promises a warm rock to bask on for every American.
eta²: another comment:
Haha, Nate Silver, you and your fancy regression analysis didn’t figure on Teh Lizard Peoples, did you?
People keep saying he voted for Franken
and
Lizard People. The earlier linked article showed a copy of his balliot and although Lizard People is written in, the check box was left blank.
Y'know, this is the sort of thing that just leaves me shaking my head and saying WTF?
Fiction: General/Other
Mathias Enard's ZONE, A 500-page, single-sentence French novel, with Charlotte Mandell translating, to Open Letter, for publication in summer 2010, by Actes Sud.
This is the luckiest 19 year old having the birthday of his life. (On the Price Is Right--don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!)
Happy birthday, Daisy Jane! I hope your birthday is fanfuckingtastic.
Anyone know a good place on the web that will let me order flowers here and deliver them in Canada?
