It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Nov 22, 2008 10:52:51 am PST #2901 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ooh, you can totally still get it. [link]

And it even comes in Hispanic flavors!


aurelia - Nov 22, 2008 10:59:57 am PST #2902 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Mmmmm... Hispanic...


Theodosia - Nov 22, 2008 11:09:21 am PST #2903 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That reminds me of earlier this year when one of the local supermarkets had put up new signs in the freezer department that read stuff like "breakfast!", "novelties!" and "potatos!" and over in one corner was "hispanics!"

I noticed the next time I went through that last one had gone away....


P.M. Marc - Nov 22, 2008 11:09:31 am PST #2904 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Currants, like muscat raisins and other baking-centric dried foods, have become a hard-to-find niche item. It's frustrating (currants are easier to find than muscats, which are essentially unfindable unless you have a source to order baking bulks of them) during fruitcake season.


Pix - Nov 22, 2008 11:17:31 am PST #2905 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Cyberstalking is definitely creepy.

I have to laugh at myself, though, because I was catching up and started reading these posts from some new poster "Kristen's Roommate" I was getting annoyed at the way she was acting like she'd been in the community forever. Then I got to the stalking conversation and felt like an idiot.


Burrell - Nov 22, 2008 11:30:47 am PST #2906 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

TJs has currants in stock right now, or at least my TJs does.

I was spanked a few times as a kid, but not often enough to make an impression on me. I remember thinking that spanking was a bad way to punish someone because it was almost always delayed (Dad spanked us, Mom didn't), and that if Dad really meant it when he said it hurt him more than it hurt me he wouldn't do it. Being sent to one's room was a more typical punishment in our house. I don't think I was ever grounded, but I was a goody two-shoes.

My MiL is always suggesting that we should spank the kids and saying things like "my dad would have beaten me for doing something like that." I remind her that she has pretty dismal impression of him as a father. But I'm pretty sure she thinks our whole philosophy--1) stop the behavior, 2) talk about choices and consequences--is for the birds and one day we'll realize we've made a huge mistake. And I can admit they aren't perfectly behaved children, but they're good in the ways that count.


beth b - Nov 22, 2008 11:42:25 am PST #2907 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

not sure that children are supposed to be perfectly well behaved. it would be convenient but not very human


DebetEsse - Nov 22, 2008 12:03:22 pm PST #2908 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

The turkey is out of the smoker. The pie is out of the oven. The dressing is in the oven. The potatoes are on the stove, with water working toward boiling. Today is the nearest day to Thanksgiving that Todd and I are both in town and not at rehearsal, so it'll do.


brenda m - Nov 22, 2008 12:18:32 pm PST #2909 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

From the annals of stupid: Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn’t expect he would attack,


DavidS - Nov 22, 2008 12:25:01 pm PST #2910 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn’t expect he would attack,

My favorite part is there were two other panda biting incidents in the last year involving people that wanted to cuddle with them.

It's rare that stupidity is so perfectly rewarded.