I have no desire to work. I just want to go home and sleep.

Bo-ring.

You love a man who’s romantic and likes to seek justice. That’s why your perfect vampire match is Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in “Twilight,” David Boreanaz as Angel in “Angel,” Wesley Snipes as Blade in “Blade” or Kyle Schmid as Henry Fitzroy in “Blood Ties” (pictured from left to right). He’s the type of vampire lover who will want to protect you and others from harm, and he has a strong sense of wanting to be part of a larger moral good. Just remember that being with a self-righteous do-gooder can have its drawbacks, and it can bite you in the end if things are taken to the extreme.

But there really needs to be a survey for boys and their girl vampire lovers. 'Cuz then I bet I'd end up with Drusilla.

How cool to meet the inventor of the Roomba!

Also, I love how when the puppies bark - it still kind of surprises them that THAT sound is coming from them. (Does that make sense, other than in my head?)

The Roomba was inspired by Hal. The inventor was having champagne and cake in honor of Hal's birthday, and they were disappointed that there wasn't a Hal. So the Roomba was a byproduct of getting to Hal.

He works with neuroscientists an AI, now.

Which is really a lame nutshell of the whole talk, which was AWESOME!

Open the dustbin door, Hal.

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

There's a Jared jewelery ad where a female-voiced GPS system gets Hal-like and demands to see the jewelry the driver bought, and the ad ends with the necklace draped over the GPS unit. The driver's name is Dave.

Hey, Allyson, did you ever get my email?

Is this funny? Or disturbing, in that other world leaders can be childish too?

World leaders refuse to shake Bush’s hand during G20 photo-op.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez highlighted yesterday that during last weekend’s G20 Economic Summit, leaders from around the world refused to acknowledge or shake hands with President Bush as they walked on stage for a photo-op. As Sanchez explained, everyone was “greeting each other and shaking hands, but Bush walks with his head down like the dejected most unpopular kid in high school.”

As Sanchez explained, everyone was “greeting each other and shaking hands, but Bush walks with his head down like the dejected most unpopular kid in high school.”

Awww. Buck up buckaroo, only two more months and you can spend all your time clearing brush in Crawford where everybody likes you.

Doubtful Gudanov, the Crawford ranch was just a prop to prove Bush's folksy and down to earth nature. I understand it is already on the market, or at least feelers are out, and will be sold after inauguration.