A beginner’s guide to ‘Twilight’
My favorite “Twilight”-related blog, the hilarious loves-it-and-hates-it-and-is-totally-obsessed-with-it “Cleoland,” at [link] (note to readers: adult discussion and language sometimes exists on this particular blog, so don’t say you weren’t warned), puts it this way: “Yeah, it’s like, Bella wants to be a vampire but she doesn’t want to be a vampire before she’s had sex as a human, and Edward doesn’t want her to be a vampire but he wants to get married, but Bella doesn’t want to get married unless she can be a vampire, but Edward won’t have sex with her until they get married, and then you put the fox and the grain in the boat and you leave the goose back on the riverbank.”
(I whitefonted to be safe, but I think it probably doesn't need it.)
Because the goose eats the grain and the fox eats the goose, right?
God, I want to know more about that movie. I'm scared I'll end up renting it.
I know the answer to the fox, the goose, and the grain!
OK, so it's a dumb thing to be proud of, but you get your jollies where you can.
My dear daughter has tickets for a midnight showing. I have already mocked her. If she was a bit older, I'd send her a flask to take with her.
Criminal Minds fans--those of you that like Reid, do you want to take care of him? And those of you that like Morgan, do you want him to take care of you?
I should start watching criminal minds. While I probably wouldn't want to invite Mandy Patinkin over for drinks, I do like him on screen.
eta: ooooh and I reeaally like Joe Montegna. He's one of my all-time favorites.
In other news, despite not being a fan of the show in particular, I'm addicted to
JDM on
Grey's Anatomy. At this point, I'm thinking the
"Denny is the Angel of Death"
scenario is being played out too obviously to be the truth but
"Izzie Stephens,
I'm here for you," sounds awfully reaperish to me.
Any fans heard buzz to this effect?
I probably wouldn't want to invite Mandy Patinkin over for drinks, I do like him on screen.
You'll need reruns to get him--A&E on Fridays still has him on. Montegna is on the new ones on CBS Wednesdays.
Bonny, you may want to ask in Spoilers Lite or Spoilers about
JDM (spoiler for this season, therefore needs whitefonting)--I know word has been let out about
Izzie's plot this season.
Today, I met the guy who invented the Roomba.
Also, a bunch of genome people, CDC people, a few astrophysicists, and Lawrence Kasdan.
It was a surreal, but wonderful day.
And I got a plush syphilis AND a plush HIV microbe in my goodie bag.
HOORAY!
Oh jeez, thanks for the cover ita. I didn't realize it was a spoiler. Gack. I hate making those mistakes.
