My toddler has been replaced by some kind of tantrum demon. Please send Buffy.
Whiny bitch that she is, she sent my a reply saying that even somethings were too heinious for The Slayer. However, she did say that Faith might be up for it. If you can drag her out from under Principal McHottie.
However, she did say that Faith might be up for it. If you can drag her out from under Principal McHottie.
At this point, I'll take one of the freaking Potentials.
I just spent two hours volunteering in Abby's classroom, sorting teeny tiny beads by color for their Thanksgiving craft project next week.
I suspect the colder temps around here have sucked the braynes out of everyone because OMG, they were just not firing on all synapses.
I am now partially blind and have a headache and I want something for lunch that someone else prepares and brings me. Preferably a cabana boy.
Whoa, the puppies' horizons have expanded since the last time I checked on them.
Dude. The giant hands just spoke!
I don't understand how someone could be in there with the puppies and not snorgle them.
From The Onion's AV Club: Why buy the cow? 27 popular websites that became books
I didn't know there was a Suck.com book! I effing loved that site.