Sure: Hard Tail Yoga Clothes

See? Kat can defend her own position. That's some fine, yoga-toned behind.

Kat wins. I so don't have a hot, yoga ass.

These are my inside/outside pants. I also have some of these.

At the moment, I'm in a pair of wide-leg Old Navy drawstring jeans and a Gap t-shirt. I keep wanting to ramp up my style a little bit but I'm so damned tired and always getting stuff all over me--peanut butter, Playdoh, juice, snot, coffee, crayon, marker, glue and who knows what else. I just sort of gave up.

I know Posh was extremely critical of American moms and their trainers and sweatpants but dammit, I don't have a stylist or a nanny--and if I did, I couldn't afford new clothes, anyway.

too many people in one place who look the same scare me. I keep waiting for the bell to go off, so they'll all know when to take the pills.

I thought the Posh Bob was over.

Where are they on the color spectrum now? Is "dingy" a color?

The in color for nails this fall was "putty" in varying degrees of dinge. Winter is looking more jewel toned.

oh my, someone who has friended me on FB, who I only tangentially knew, like 13 years ago is now live chatting with me there. I noticed during the campaign how we are pretty opposite on most positions. His second post to me was "you have a son huh? I didn't know you were married"

and now he is asking me about my tag dissing Newt.

oh son, I will bitchslap you from here til tomorrow, you really wanna go there?

I thought the Posh Bob was over.

Posh herself is sporting a pixie cut now.

Mindful of the overexposure of the angled bob, JZ's latest haircut is an extremely level bob. It's very fetching, especially since post-Matilda her hair is way curlier than previous.

Winter is looking more jewel toned.

This will make JZ happy.

oh son, I will bitchslap you from here til tomorrow, you really wanna go there?

Translated from the msbellish: "bitchslap" equals "punch you in the face with a fist."

pfft, never punched anyone in the face with a fist.

There are some good holiday colors to be had in the land of nails. The usual wine reds and greens. China Glaze's Emerald Sparkle, a deep, rich, microglitter-laden green jelly finish is spectacular enough that I bought two bottles, knowing the pain of limited editions.

For those on a budget and without a Sally Beauty card (which puts the price point of the CG polishes at $3.25), Sinful Cosmetics' San Francisco and Sally Hansen XTreme Wear Emerald City are shimmering, though not glittering, alternatives.

You inside-clothes people amuse me. The inside of my house is clothing optional, and I exercise my option often. My fleecy robe is sufficient for when it gets chilly.

I need pictures David--I'm going in next Wednesday for a cut & color and I'm working the angled bob but need to step it up a notch.