Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jan 31, 2009 7:08:49 pm PST #9742 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, I don't know what it says about me, but I was relieved to find, once I'd cracked and Googled, that a plate job was not nearly as unpleasant as I'd been braced for. I mean, ick, but after having recently googled 'two girls, one cup' because of you people, this is nothing.


Laga - Jan 31, 2009 7:11:40 pm PST #9743 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think "two girls, one cup" is the last one I looked up.


§ ita § - Jan 31, 2009 7:13:13 pm PST #9744 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a good place to stop. Thing is, it's easy to assume it's just them that do that. You bother naming some practice and put it in the Urban Dictionary, then a lot of people do it, or are willing to talk like it's done.


Hil R. - Jan 31, 2009 7:13:26 pm PST #9745 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still haven't looked up "two girls, one cup."


sj - Jan 31, 2009 7:14:06 pm PST #9746 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I will.not.google. I've learned my lesson in the past.


Fay - Jan 31, 2009 7:18:13 pm PST #9747 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hil, I say with absolute sincerity that your choice is a wise one.


SuziQ - Jan 31, 2009 7:39:32 pm PST #9748 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I regret learning about that one.

A while back I was talking with K-Bug, her bf, and my nephew, who was on leave from the Navy. Somehow he made an off hand comment about "two girls, one cup" and I made an ewwww gross response. Well all three of them were shocked that I knew what he was talking about - talk about awkward moment.


Burrell - Jan 31, 2009 8:38:15 pm PST #9749 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Already knowing what I'd find, I can positively assert I'll never look up "two girls, one cup." I have no idea what a plate job is, but I think as long as all I'd hit on would be a definition, not a demonstration, I could handle it.


Fay - Jan 31, 2009 10:12:04 pm PST #9750 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah,no - I should have clarified that it was only the definition that I encountered. But it's one of those things - like the bit with the rat in American Psycho, or the maggots in The Wasp Factory, that I really didn't need to have in my brain.


Sean K - Jan 31, 2009 11:38:22 pm PST #9751 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I just started reading Wasp Factory. Nice to know I have something to do with maggots to look forward to. I'm only a chapter and a half in, and all there's been so far is delicious menace.